Allah is one of those Conan the Barbarian gods where you die and you go to "heaven" and he's all like "fuck you bitch" and keeps doing whatever he's doing with his twelve dicks while you cling to a rock to be kept from flying off into the void and being reborn as a cow surrounded by millions of smelly brown people.
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Anonymous2007-01-21 11:02
GLORY BE TO ALLAH; PRAISE BE TO ALLAH; THERE IS NO GOD BUT ALLAH; AND ALLAH IS MOST GREAT, IS DEARER TO ME THAN EVERYTHING ON WHICH THE SUN RISES.
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Anonymous2007-01-21 11:11
Deport Allah.
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Anonymous2007-01-21 11:11
Allah is mah bitch.
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Anonymous2007-01-21 12:45
Alah leiks mudkips
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Anonymous2007-01-21 16:08
Well if he really is the one true god, then it's still smart to worship him.
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Anonymous2007-01-21 16:09
In fact, if you really want to be safe you should worship all the worst gods of all time, since the merciful ones will just forgive you
Well, besides for the fact that Allah is one of those Conan the Barbarian gods where you die and you go to "heaven" and he's all like "fuck you bitch" and keeps doing whatever he's doing with his twelve dicks while you cling to a rock to be kept from flying off into the void and being reborn as a cow surrounded by millions of smelly brown people.