Name: Anonymous 2007-01-18 16:44
I live in the dorms at a major university. I shit. I have a suitemate.
Tell me goons, because I've never quite figured out this art: let's say I have the shits like nobody's business and
I'm projectile shitting loosely-clumped brown water out of my ass -
how do I go about masking the sound of my murky ass-work?
I know most of us have been there: you're sitting in public (or a relatively public place, i.e. somebody's house or a restaurant) and you're trying to take a dump without the reverberations ass your ass cheeks alerting everybody within a 5-mile radius to your doings in the shitter. There has to be some sort of trick to masking it? I can only employ so many courtesy flushes before my ass is sufficiently wet from the drips, drop, and ass-splash that I get from flushing a commercial toilet.
Tell me goons, because I've never quite figured out this art: let's say I have the shits like nobody's business and
I'm projectile shitting loosely-clumped brown water out of my ass -
how do I go about masking the sound of my murky ass-work?
I know most of us have been there: you're sitting in public (or a relatively public place, i.e. somebody's house or a restaurant) and you're trying to take a dump without the reverberations ass your ass cheeks alerting everybody within a 5-mile radius to your doings in the shitter. There has to be some sort of trick to masking it? I can only employ so many courtesy flushes before my ass is sufficiently wet from the drips, drop, and ass-splash that I get from flushing a commercial toilet.