im going to be fucking RICH

just got a burger from jack in the box, bit into it and what i thought was a pickle was a fucking CONDOM. I could tell it was used because cum ozzed out of it.

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document it on paper. take a photo and apply a timestamp to it. documenting this event to /lounge/ will not qualify as evidence.

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