ITT We post shit that grose people out.

Sometimes me and my friends gross other people out by shitting into each other's assholes. Like... I put my asshole up against his then he relaxes JUUUST enough to slip my freshly pooed doo doo into his ass. Then he poops it back into mine. We call it the "space port". This practice has many uses other than just grossing people out. You see, the hairs in our ass cracks are so thick that when the shit presses through the carpet, it filters out any extra corn kernals/peanuts that may be hiding in our logs. Of course this is the cheapest way to save money on an extra meal or two.

that's weak. you need to do better

Until about a year and a half ago, I used to pick my nose and eat it. Crispy, gooey, salty, whatever. I started at age 2 (my mom tells the story sometimes) and I am now 23.

This one time at band camp I stuck my flute in my pussy.

The one thing worse than genocide. One must first have no shame. Then he/she must use a newspaper to find the obituary of a recently deceased man or woman. Then must find a buddy, with no shame, who will aid them in this act. The partners then go to the cemetary where they dig up their victim, and flip a coin. The loser, (or winner depending on how sick you are), applies his/her lips to the genitals or anus of the corpse, while the other partner procedes to climb the nearest tombstone and elbow drop the corpse's stomach. Thus forcing out a blend of rich bodily fluids and embalming materials onto the partners. This blend is called mung. The act of getting this blend on your face is called munging. Chicks'll dig this one