Name: Anonymous 2007-01-17 20:42
I live in a small 2 bedroom apartment in Philadelphia with just my mom who adopted me when I was born. The public schools in Philadelphia are terrible so I never bother too much with doing my homework or anything relating to it because no one cares what i do except my mom. But even that isn't a problem because i basically only see her on sundays when she finally gets a break from the 3 jobs she works.
It was Saturday and my mom was scheduled for the grave yard shift so i invited my friend over to watch some vampire porno movie and smoke pot. So we were there just watching some cheesy porno that was really bad and we were fuckin high so naturally we were laughin our balls off. It was about 1 A.M. when my friend said "Hey did you hear that?"
I replied "(laughs) Man you've bee nsmoking too much that shits making you paranoid."
It was at that moment that I heard it too. A doorknob was rattling and I heard the squeaky door of our apartment swing open and because of my slow reflexes (damn you pot!!) my mom came in before i could put shit away and she just stood there next to me wide eyed at the weed and porno.
"What the fuck is this! I'm off at work and instead of doing some homework or some shit you fuckin watch smut and smoke pot you ungrateful little shit!" my mom yelled.
"Well you ain't even supposed to be home yet you dumb bitch! What the fuck you doing back so soon." i yelled back at her.
"It turns out they didn't need me and I just went to the bar for a bit to relax and i come home to this! You know what! Give me this I'm tired of fuckin working my balls off!" my mom replied and killed a whole fuckin roach in one inhalation. Then she laid back and put her hand in her pants and scratched her nuts. "Watcha watching?" she said.
"Vampire porno." i said
"Cool imma need some tips on what to do to you later...." she said and looked at me evily with a long cold stare. She was dead serious.
What do i do guys!? My adoption mom is getting fuckin high and watches vampire pornos and said she's gonna fuck me and she has fuckin nuts!
It was Saturday and my mom was scheduled for the grave yard shift so i invited my friend over to watch some vampire porno movie and smoke pot. So we were there just watching some cheesy porno that was really bad and we were fuckin high so naturally we were laughin our balls off. It was about 1 A.M. when my friend said "Hey did you hear that?"
I replied "(laughs) Man you've bee nsmoking too much that shits making you paranoid."
It was at that moment that I heard it too. A doorknob was rattling and I heard the squeaky door of our apartment swing open and because of my slow reflexes (damn you pot!!) my mom came in before i could put shit away and she just stood there next to me wide eyed at the weed and porno.
"What the fuck is this! I'm off at work and instead of doing some homework or some shit you fuckin watch smut and smoke pot you ungrateful little shit!" my mom yelled.
"Well you ain't even supposed to be home yet you dumb bitch! What the fuck you doing back so soon." i yelled back at her.
"It turns out they didn't need me and I just went to the bar for a bit to relax and i come home to this! You know what! Give me this I'm tired of fuckin working my balls off!" my mom replied and killed a whole fuckin roach in one inhalation. Then she laid back and put her hand in her pants and scratched her nuts. "Watcha watching?" she said.
"Vampire porno." i said
"Cool imma need some tips on what to do to you later...." she said and looked at me evily with a long cold stare. She was dead serious.
What do i do guys!? My adoption mom is getting fuckin high and watches vampire pornos and said she's gonna fuck me and she has fuckin nuts!