spitting

there once was a man from Wheeling
at a card game he sat and was dealing
a sign on the door said don't spit on the floor
so he looked up and spat on the ceiling

there once livd a man from venus
poeple thought dis guy was a genius
he spat like a hose
his balls shon like a rose
and he had a priti strong a sailor wernt to c c c to c wat he cud c c c n all adat he could c c c was the the bottom