GAHHH I NEED FRIENDS

i seriously have 0 friends. like i just need someone to go shopping with and talk but ugh, nobody. plus no one seems interested in getting to know me. >:(
i am well dressed, educated, have gotten compliments in gay clubs and i still cant make friends.

Try getting a job, preferably in an office. You can socialise with people in an office better than you can in Burger King.
Try to arrange a 'night out' with some of your work mates, if you can.

If you just want someone to go shopping with, you could try going with a relative.