Fapping vs. Real Sex

Is it wrong to prefer fapping over real sex?  Your opinion doesn't count if you never had real sex.

does my opinion count if i've never fapped?

"Playing doctor" > Retardsex > Sex > Fapping > Fatsex > Oldsex
Bestiality is somewhere in there, but I'm not sure where...

I can put the upsides and downsides of both, in my opinion. TL;DR version at the bottom.

Fapping - Good
-Always there when you want it, no wait. I mean come on, we're men.
-Hentai and real porn of all kinds available to you for free on the net = every fetish or desire you have.
-Lesbians.
-Easy, quick when time is an issue, no pressure, and can perfect the timing and technique so it feels great almost every single time (unlike real sex).
-Guilt and risk free.

Fapping - Bad
-Getting caught? I dunno, I guess some people might have to worry about it.
-Not satisfying in the end, always need it again soon, and worse, addictive.
-Pen0r feels happy, but the rest of you is not. No oral sex, no kissing, no touching, nothing. It leaves you still wanting.
-i]Just not enough to survive on, once you've had sex for real.[/i]

Real sex - Good
-Satisfies more than just your pen0r. And that feeling can last for weeks, unlike fapping.
-Cunnilingus and blowjobs rule.
-Tittyfucking comes in a close second for most enjoyable.
-Getting to see, taste and use different pussies feels awesome. No sense in denying that.
-If it comes with a good relationship, it means more to look forward to in the future. That feeling rocks.
-Sometimes you just need it to be rough and real.
-Her reactions, her moans, her skin, touch, hair, lips and the way she moves. It's emotionally and mentally fulfilling.

Real sex - Bad
-Costs money and time, for the most part.
-Sucky relationships usually = bad sex.
-Good sex is kinda rare.
-Slutty women just aren't that enjoyable, to be with before and during, and there's so many of them.
-Very risky, emotionally, STDs, pregnancy and all. Who likes risk?


TL;DR / Conclusion: Fapping would be fine with me if I could have some oral sex every now and then. Regular fucking is too much work, playful girls that love cunnilingus are awesome, they make life a joy.