What's on YOUR mind RIGHT NOW

I'm gay

i need a fap

Boobs.

gay anal sex while stabbing myself in the arm

why its okay to boil lobsters alive but considered taboo to do that to any other living animal.

Pizza for lunch, call girl tonight, play video games this afternoon.

I'm a closet homosexual in a homophobic society and I'm contemplating suicide.

Depression

Here's what I'm thinking now:

>>7
What? Why? Once you get out of your house and away from your family, if they don't approve, you can do as you please. Just get away from people who have a problem with it. OR, the simple version, just be gay and don't go around flaunting it and then feeling bad that people hate it. There's no reason at all to mention your sexuality to people.

You could be a gay, jewish nigger and people could still respect you. That is, if you didn't go out of your way to let them know you're a gay, jewish nigger.

Another option: forget about being gay and embrace breasts. Women have nice holes to put things in you know. Even putting fingers in is fun. Give it a try before you say you're totally gay. If you're not 100% gay you can still enjoy being with women and bam, problem solved.

I can't take any form of work involving children, cause they will turn me into a real pedo, thanks to 4chan

>>10
I'm laughing because I had that same thought once too.

My dumbass brother ... He thinks he is gangster

His name is teddy

I want to see my beautiful Japanese girlfriend, but she's at work and I have to go to work in a few hours :-(

>>14
My thoughts: "This guy is such a lier, trying to make 4channers jealous."

'vaginas look like mooses.'

>>16

That's generally what I say when I look up people in the pooper. POOPER

>>15 doesn't know the truth.

>>5

Because lobsters are just deep-sea cockroaches, i.e., they aren't cute and fluffy.

ROCK LOBSTER

>>10
>>11
I've had the same thought as well. Now I see a lot of children almost every day at work. And I'm not laughing.

I also think that you might not be completely serious, altho you should be.

Delete all links to image boards and stay off the computer for about a month and you should be able to look at children without getting a boner.

Sick fucks.

>22
No.. no way.. I can't do that, loli is a safe outlet. Without it I might eventually do something :(

Counterstrike Hackse

lolis. Where else could it be?

>>25
gtfo gay jew nigger

>>23

You might eventually... grow up?

What a stereotypical lolicon excuse.

Eating lobster at Yoshinoya from a bento box.

Pedos are just guys who can't develop natural emotional attachments with children. Kinda like how most teenage(and many adult) men are with women. They see nothing but VAGINAS
BREASTS AND VAGINAS
VAGINAS, VAGINAS, BREASTS AND VAGINAS

AND BREASTS

BREASTS