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Calculate Your Fap Ratio

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-07 18:16

Take the number of times you've fapped in your entire life and divide it by the number of times you've had sex.  That is your fap ratio.

5000 here.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-07 18:29

I DIVIDED BY ZERO!!!1

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-07 18:53

LOLZ SAME

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-07 19:49

What the hell? Where did my last post go?

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-07 20:46

>>2
roflmao

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-07 21:42

IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNDDD

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-07 21:48

Seriously, that's for brainless, ditzy girls who "still love" their boyfriend who beats them.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-08 2:08

My fap ratio is: 0

Name: Pedo pete 2007-01-08 2:28

So technically, in this thread, we can divide by zero and not break the laws of physics?

Because I've had sex about 0 times.
Wait..........
No

Yea, 0 times. And fapped more times than I can remember. I divided infinity by zero.

I AM FAIL. FEAR MY RETARDATION.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-08 4:00

67098976543467898765435678906401987652467897653424567890867543212567809867534215678765432568765434678/3

DO IT BITCHES

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-08 5:25

Zero, lol. The OP didn't think this one out too well.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-08 5:55

Lol, most people will get division by zero (and don't think your Anonymous truly does much better - mine is OVER NINE THOUSAND). Since this is about dividing by zero, let's take this to /sci.

>>7
Fucking whores, how I hate these stupid bitches, they deserve to get raped. Listen to me, Anonymous around the world: if you ever see these whores, don't console them. Let them know how big stupid retarded whores they are.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-08 19:53

Sex with wife: 3/week
Fap: 6/week

And factor in the 3000 times fapping before getting married and the rare occasion of a one night stand and I come with..

10

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-09 0:45

/0

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-09 2:28

Let's see, every few days since I was 15, then daily since I was 19 or so. A thousand or two divided by 1 real time? Haha, I'm still at more than a thousand to one; my ratio sucks.

This thread is full of fail, except for >>13 who has quite a bit of catching up to do. Hope she's up for it!

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-04 14:47

BUMP! NECROMANCY!!

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-04 14:57

564

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-04 18:51

Division by 0 isn't supported :(

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-04 21:11

~30000/1=30000

:(

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-05 0:04

>>1
ZeroDivisionError

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-05 0:17

To make your calculations easier:

Let X = approximate # of times you fap in a week.
Let Y = approximate # of years since you've started fapping.
Let Z = # of girls you've had sex with.
Let W = avg # of times you've had sex with each girl.

Fap ratio = 52*X*Y / (Z*W)

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-05 2:27

>>21
Ah, you remind me of the famed Drake Equation.
How many aliens are in the universe?  That's easy, just multiply the average number of aliens per cubic meter by the volume of the universe.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-05-05 7:38

Number of times you've had sex with each girl? Lol, who the fuck can work out that?!

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-05 10:06

>>23
My dick has its personal Captain's Log.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-05 20:48

8 million / 0 = Complex infinity

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