Calculate Your Fap Ratio

Take the number of times you've fapped in your entire life and divide it by the number of times you've had sex.  That is your fap ratio.

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To make your calculations easier:

Let X = approximate # of times you fap in a week.
Let Y = approximate # of years since you've started fapping.
Let Z = # of girls you've had sex with.
Let W = avg # of times you've had sex with each girl.

Fap ratio = 52*X*Y / (Z*W)