fucking with people

so basically, whenever i'm at the airport, the ignorant passport stamping grunts who work there continually act patronising because they think i'm a boat person who can't speak english. (by the way, i'm a born and bred local - i just -look- ethnic)
what should i say to them next time they yell "YOU. HAD. GOOD. TRIP??  ENJOY.. HOLIDAY??"

WASSUP NIGGA(if hes black)

cut their heads off

feast on their guts
mmm..

Ah so

just go

"mosa zippy sharmoot" = suck my dick whore in arabic

I agree with >>2 if they're black "Waaaaaaaassuuuup, nigga!?"
>>5
Or, my own idea would be, slap them around the face, then place your hands together and bow.
Or do something like lick their face.
Just something really fucking weird and retarded that you could pretend has something to do with "the culture of your race"

wasup nigga foo yo, gimme the damn stamp muthafucka

Seriously, that's for brainless, ditzy girls who "still love" their boyfriend who beats them.

sand nigger