How do I make friends?

OK. So I woke up today and realized that I'm in my mid 20's and have absolutely NO friends. NOT A SINGLE ONE.

I'm one of those geeky guys no one wanted on their dodgeball/baseball/kickball team in school. I developed anti-social behaviour from then and didn't bother socializing to make friends. I just confined myself to solitary hobbies(playing video games, reading novels, insect collecting, building computers, bike riding, etc).

I forgot to ask, how do I make friends without seeming creepy and desperate? I live in a big city and go to college, but like 80% of the student body are women. Since I've been there, I have met a few guys that have been trying to talk to me, but I'm afraid they might be gay.

im here for you

Not that there's anything wrong with being gay, but I have some pretty hardcore religious cult nuts in my family. If they find out  I have a gay friend, someone is going to get hurt.

Just get involved in social activities/hobbies like acting or music. I made friends like *that*. It's not hard. Christ.

The perfect way to make friends is to walk into a bar and proclaim "My name is Bob Dole! Remember that name! Beers for everyone on me!".

go around sniffing people's butts. it's code for 'let's be friends'

if that doesnt work you're beyond help im afraid!!

If you want to know the measure of a man, simply count his friends.

Meaning you're a worthless piece of sputum. GET OFF MY INTERNET

myspace account

>>8, >>9
Imagine how much the worth of a man on myspace would be. "You have 331 freinds!!!11 go u!1 clik hear 2 add moar!@1"

Become a pyromaniac.

You need to have drugs to make friends.

you shut the fuck up.

Is your name Duncan??

Ok...to make friends, you need to get a new personality. Seriously. And you know....drugs..... And dude...? Get some new hobbies.

>>1

If your goal really is to get laid, then how about hitting a club or bar?  Instead of making some friends and hoping one of them has a hot female friend.

If you're looking for business contacts, how about joining a professional organization related to your field?  You definitely can find at least one in a large city.

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Hay Guys and I like that too

Seriously, that's for brainless, ditzy girls who "still love" their boyfriend who beats them.