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Let's /b/ friends

Name: Cookies and Cream 2007-01-05 16:41

who wants to b my friend smile.gif i have cookies!!11

plz some1 be my freind i need mor bcoz im so loanly most of da time

many ppl thnk im a bitch but screw dat theyr thah bitches am i rite

yea i kno i am im so hott every1 wants me so bad bcoz im so asum

so neway 1 day this bitch wuz all uppin mah bizness so i smackd her n said screw you bitch im better than u i had sex with yor friends when you wernt lookin bcuz im fast and every1 wants me

she wuz such a bitch i swere to god i h8 her so much am i rite yea i am im alwez rite

lets b friends k

question: how do i download stuff bcoz i cnat do it bcoz its too hard and im too bizi chattin up with mah homiez on aim and stuff bcoz im so prefekt and we talk abot why im so perfek and stuff like dat you kno so neway 1 day da bitch caem bak agn n bitch slapd me so i bitch slapd her back so neway afta all dat stuff we went back to mah crib ya kno and then we started watchin some moesha wid da maka

its not contradiktoree k im loanly but i hab friends

they just be on da intarnit

--wid luv, cookies and cream--

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Name: Tetsu 2007-01-05 16:42

*sob* i know just how you feel >< I WILL BE YOUR FRIEND!!!!!!!!!!

wait, whos that ==>

Name: Maka 2007-01-05 16:43

That was a good episode of moesha. You know where she had to battle aids and take care of a 3 years old with chronic tumors-on-your-face syndrome.

Name: Tetsu 2007-01-05 16:43


it won an ammy

Name: Cookies and Cream 2007-01-05 16:44


whos ammy?

now neway when me and da maka wuz wathin moesha n stuff she caem frum behind da couch and started bitch slappin da maka!!!!11

Name: Maka 2007-01-05 16:44

it hurt like a sunbitch! liek srrsly afterwards, if I wasnt bleedin frum my anus, I woulda bitchslapped that crunkless bitch!

Name: Cookies and Cream 2007-01-05 16:44

whaddabout da froot lups? or is cocoa puffs bettr? srssly. we shuld por sum of dat cerel on da betch and l8r we cna slap hr or sumfin

Name: Maka 2007-01-05 16:44

.......lets raep hur. o=

Name: Cookies and Cream 2007-01-05 16:45

shoo i cant gurl if i do sum cumll get stuck in mah hares and i gots a date tonite

Name: Maka 2007-01-05 16:45

wit who, demonique D= gurl he has crabs!

Name: Cookies and Cream 2007-01-05 16:46

shoo, what about deshawn does he be infekted wid dem crabs too?

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-05 17:16

Mmmmmmhmmmmmmmmmmmmmm gurrrlfrieeeeeeeeeeend.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-05 17:19

Fuck you, faggot.

Name: casabolg 2007-01-05 18:02


baby you better not be hittin' dem cocoa puffs or I gonna jump you. I just playin' girl. I like your style, you stay with yo' flow. 'member, keep you pimp foot steppin and let the other one follow. Holla!

Name: G.S. 2007-01-05 18:02

Shoot, gurl, I let mah two babies go wit' me to da 2 dollah movies yetahday and I saw some crap called 'Pokemon'. I mean, what kind of crap is da Japanese teachin our kids! Poke-a-mon!? Sounds like sum Jamaican pohrn!

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-05 20:04

Dude, you're either black and therefore are too retarded to understand how to speak english, or you're 12. But I can't see a 12 year old typing out something longer than a sentence.

Conclusion: You must be black.

Name: G.S. 2007-01-05 21:04

Where's Leqisha?

Name: Maka 2007-01-05 21:04

shes on cops tonight girl! Cant miss them shit.

Name: Maka 2007-01-05 21:06

>>11

deshawn had the seecksual relations with dominique. So I think he is infekted gurl! Dont want no bugs in your cooch!

Name: Cookies and Cream 2007-01-05 21:06

dear lawd no! i don wan any of his bugs on mah newly waxed cooch! got any other sujeschins for me gurl?

Name: Maka 2007-01-05 21:31

pebto bismal is clean and is hung like a junk on a trunk in the runkbunk!

Name: Cookies and Cream 2007-01-05 22:09

can i get a holla!?

Name: Maka 2007-01-05 22:10

...................ALLOH!

Name: Cookies and Cream 2007-01-05 22:11

who be that gurl? a frind of y'alls? srsly why didnt you tel me, yo soul sistah, bout her? huh? are you lez or sumthin? cuz im coo wid dat gurl

Name: Maka 2007-01-05 22:30

iz bang anything that moves. It gots a peen or a cunstacle I dunt care GUUUUUUUUUURL.

Cuzz I be like uhhh huhhh and they be like mmmmmmhmmmmmmmm.

Name: Sin DJ 2007-01-05 22:35

u's b real women or imposters?

Name: Cookies and Cream 2007-01-06 12:41

Gurl, where be da muppet babiez?

Name: Maka 2007-01-06 14:57

Theyz takin down da kwanzaa lights!

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