OK, like 75% of the girls at my school are totally my type and I really want to have sex with all of them. But I'm too shy to talk to any of them.. and I've never had a girlfriend before. What should I do that won't land me in jail to relieve me of this insanity? Fapping, I've tried but no longer does the trick.. I need to go another step beyond fapping.
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Anonymous2007-01-04 12:48
Try fapping while chatting with one of them online! HOT!
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Anonymous2007-01-04 12:56
Just talk with the ladies. Think of it, what`s better: You are lonely for your whole life and no girl thinks anything about you, because they don`t know you OR you have a good chance to get laid (unless you are really ugly) but possibly some bitches think bad of you?
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Anonymous2007-01-04 15:40
By the way I'm the janitor
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Anonymous2007-01-04 15:43
Rape. Not illegal if you don't get caught.
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Anonymous2007-01-04 15:47
I agree. Follow one home, use binoculars so she doesnt see you if she turns around. Strike when the time is ripe.
We should arrest the OP and make him register on the registry of Sex Offenders for even thinking these thoughts even though he has a clean criminal record
>>10
Maybe he's one of those angsty, violent, naive, sociophobic losers who has threatened people at his school for harassing him. He wouldn't be the first...
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Anonymous2007-01-04 21:24
whoa buddy 1 step at a time. first, u need to make friends with a girl. doesnt matter who, just a girl. now, after awhile, u take it a step closer, u ask to date them. then after that u ask for sex and bingo. but if u rape someone, you'll get severely made fun of, raped in prison, nobody will like you, you'll goto hell, and you probably won't find a job for the rest of your life=you'll kill yourself.
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Anonymous2007-01-04 21:51
if you rape someone YOU FUCKING SHIT
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Anonymous2007-01-04 22:16
>>12
Wow, are you like 13 or something? I haven't heard crap spilling out of someone's ass like that since I went to Gaia Online. "wut do i do 2 bcum sum1s bf"
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Anonymous2007-01-04 22:25
>>14
What are talking about? crap? thats how you get any girl. I mean what? you want me to tell him anything or something? like your doing? since you seem to be mr. 18+ how bout you tell us since you know it all. ohhh right, you dont have a girl.too bad. gtfo
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Anonymous2007-01-04 22:54
>>1 Go whine in some shitty kids magazine - after all, they've heard it all a billion times before , oh and GTFO until you're 18
>>17
Walk up and say hello if you're in the vicinity? It aint much of a problem to say to your friends, "Oh, there's that girl again, I'll be back later" and stroll on down to meet her.