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Please help I'm desperate!

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-04 12:47

OK, like 75% of the girls at my school are totally my type and I really want to have sex with all of them.  But I'm too shy to talk to any of them.. and I've never had a girlfriend before.  What should I do that won't land me in jail to relieve me of this insanity?  Fapping, I've tried but no longer does the trick..  I need to go another step beyond fapping.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-04 12:48

Try fapping while chatting with one of them online! HOT!

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-04 12:56

Just talk with the ladies. Think of it, what`s better: You are lonely for your whole life and no girl thinks anything about you, because they don`t know you OR you have a good chance to get laid (unless you are really ugly) but possibly some bitches think bad of you?

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-04 15:40

By the way I'm the janitor

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-04 15:43

Rape. Not illegal if you don't get caught.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-04 15:47

I agree. Follow one home, use binoculars so she doesnt see you if she turns around. Strike when the time is ripe.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-04 16:25

>>1
Rapist in the making?

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-04 20:07

We should arrest the OP and make him register on the registry of Sex Offenders for even thinking these thoughts even though he has a clean criminal record

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-04 20:10

>>8
How do you know if he has a clean record?

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-04 20:14

>>9
Cause he sounds like a sheltered virgin

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-04 20:20

>>10
Maybe he's one of those angsty, violent, naive, sociophobic losers who has threatened people at his school for harassing him. He wouldn't be the first...

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-04 21:24

whoa buddy 1 step at a time. first, u need to make friends with a girl. doesnt matter who, just a girl. now, after awhile, u take it a step closer, u ask to date them. then after that u ask for sex and bingo. but if u rape someone, you'll get severely made fun of, raped in prison, nobody will like you, you'll goto hell, and you probably won't find a job for the rest of your life=you'll kill yourself.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-04 21:51

if you rape someone YOU FUCKING SHIT

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-04 22:16

>>12
Wow, are you like 13 or something? I haven't heard crap spilling out of someone's ass like that since I went to Gaia Online. "wut do i do 2 bcum sum1s bf"

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-04 22:25

>>14
What are talking about? crap? thats how you get any girl. I mean what? you want me to tell him anything or something? like your doing? since you seem to be mr. 18+ how bout you tell us since you know it all. ohhh right, you dont have a girl.too bad. gtfo

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-04 22:54

>>1 Go whine in some shitty kids magazine - after all, they've heard it all a billion times before , oh and GTFO until you're 18

Name: Anonymous (OP) 2007-01-04 23:25

>>16

I'm 19 and in college btw.

>>3

Nice idea, at least on paper. But how am I supposed to talk to that girl walking somewhere on campus?  Without looking like some stalker?

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-04 23:50

>>17
19 years old?! If that's true, I pity you.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-05 3:42

>>17
Walk up and say hello if you're in the vicinity? It aint much of a problem to say to your friends, "Oh, there's that girl again, I'll be back later" and stroll on down to meet her.

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