Name: G.S. 2007-01-02 20:01
<i>My heart sank after reading the other posts. Apparently another one of our comrades isn't going to come back.
I went outside to get another cup of that coffee. I poured some on my cup and backed up upon touching it. It was piping hot so I had to wait a while for it to cool down. I went back to my assigned room to go online once again.
While I was waiting, I took a peek at the topic once again, avoiding the two posts in front of me, and decided to post.
Upon reading my post, I thought to myself, "lol liek hao retraded is dis? why da heck did i eben write dis? so emo lol".
I went back outside and took the coffee mug from the counter and took a quick sip. The hot coffee trailed down my throat in a soothing manner as I checked to see other parts of the site again.
Apparently, the site is spam infested...
Ignoring all the spam, I took a quick sip of my coffee once again and took a peek at one of the member's profiles. It was pwrsrc's. Apparently, he hasn't been on since November.
Now, I went back to the other topic. I re-read the other two posts once again. I thought to myself once again, "porn porn pron pron porn go to /b/ you stupid noob."
I exited the website by canceling the tab it was on and went to other websites. But then... all of a sudden, in a blinding flash of light-- Mr. Freeze woke up and made us hibernate for another 1,100 years.
After 1,100 years, I awoke, my mind in a daze, I struggled to get up and walk to where my computer was. It was still on. I stared at it for one last time and afterwards, I slumped down and collapsed to my death.
"shiet da bill must be hueg liek xbox by nao."</i>
THE EDN.
I went outside to get another cup of that coffee. I poured some on my cup and backed up upon touching it. It was piping hot so I had to wait a while for it to cool down. I went back to my assigned room to go online once again.
While I was waiting, I took a peek at the topic once again, avoiding the two posts in front of me, and decided to post.
Upon reading my post, I thought to myself, "lol liek hao retraded is dis? why da heck did i eben write dis? so emo lol".
I went back outside and took the coffee mug from the counter and took a quick sip. The hot coffee trailed down my throat in a soothing manner as I checked to see other parts of the site again.
Apparently, the site is spam infested...
Ignoring all the spam, I took a quick sip of my coffee once again and took a peek at one of the member's profiles. It was pwrsrc's. Apparently, he hasn't been on since November.
Now, I went back to the other topic. I re-read the other two posts once again. I thought to myself once again, "porn porn pron pron porn go to /b/ you stupid noob."
I exited the website by canceling the tab it was on and went to other websites. But then... all of a sudden, in a blinding flash of light-- Mr. Freeze woke up and made us hibernate for another 1,100 years.
After 1,100 years, I awoke, my mind in a daze, I struggled to get up and walk to where my computer was. It was still on. I stared at it for one last time and afterwards, I slumped down and collapsed to my death.
"shiet da bill must be hueg liek xbox by nao."</i>
THE EDN.