A mexican, a black guy and white guy is coming to rob you,
You got a gun with only two bullets, who do you shoot?
You shoot the Nigger twice.
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Anonymous2006-12-28 17:03
Weak.
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Anonymous2006-12-28 17:04
thats not a joke
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Anonymous2006-12-28 17:16
Why do japs have two holes in their boxers?
For their legs.
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Anonymous2006-12-28 17:50
How many ethnic minorities does it take to screw in a light bulb?
However many it takes
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Anonymous2006-12-28 18:15
>>5
How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? Doesn't matter, blacks can't afford to pay their electric bill anyway.
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Anonymous2006-12-28 19:43
abu hamza says he had no hand in terrorism
hear about the black man with diarhea?
he thought he was melting
why do black people have white palms?
theres good in every human
what does a black kid get for christmas?
your bike
what do u call a black mans mercedes?
stolen
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Anonymous2006-12-28 23:28
LAFFO your bike
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Anonymous2006-12-29 10:21
how do you stop four black guys from raping a woman?
throw them a basket ball
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Anonymous2006-12-29 10:49
How many Anonymouses does it take to make racist jokes?
Apparently, 9 so far...
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Anonymous2006-12-29 16:19
A nigger and a spic drove of a cliff
in a head to head race, who won?
Society
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Anonymous2006-12-29 17:27
4 gay guys are riding in a cadalac, drive off a cliff and all die. what's the problem?
A Cadalac seats 5.
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Anonymous2006-12-29 20:42
a black kid puts some flour on his face and goes with his mom and tells her "look mommy i'm white", the mom then sees the white face and punches the kid on the face and tells him "go with your father and tell him what you said to me", the kid then goes with his dad and tells him "i told my mom 'look mommy i'm white'", the father then sees the white face and punches the kid in the face, and he tells him "go to see your grandma and tell her what you said to your mom" he kid then goes with his grandma and tells her "i told my mom 'look mommy i'm white'", the grandma then sees the white face and punches the kid in the face and tells him "go back with your mother", the kid then goes with his mom, and when the mom sees him, she ask him "well what do you learn with all this", so the kid answers "well i'd been white for 5 minutes and i already hate you all niggers!!!"
THe joke is that the weren't more of them getting killed. The joke writer is lamenting that the maximum capacity were not killed. YOu see, he is not satisfied with the smaller number that got killed. He is not upset that they were killed, quite the contrary, he in fact wants more of them killed. The state of mind of the joke writer is that he wants them killed.
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canard2006-12-31 8:30
What do you call a nigger with a peg leg?
Shit on a stick! -joe
Why do niggers always have sex on their minds?
Because they have pubes on their heads! -Bo
What does Pontiac stand for?
Poor Old Nigger Thinks It's A Cadillac! -ricky
Did you hear the one about . .
. . the baby nigger who went to heaven and got his wings? He said, "God! Look! I'm an angel!", and God said, "No you stupid nigger! You're a bat, now eff off!"
I like black people . . .
. . I used to have some black friends 'till my dad sold them!
What does a nigress and an ice hockey player have in common?
They both change their pads after 3 periods! -ashmoor
Why do blacks have white hands and feet?
They were on all fours when God spray painted them!
Why do black people have white hands?
They were up against the wall when God spray painted them!
Why do black people have white hands?
Everyone has some good in them! -bonz
Why do black people have white hands?
It rubs off the cop cars! -bonz
Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter?
They're easier to spot! -brenden
What do you call two blacks on one bike?
Organized crime! -bobo
Why are niggers getting stronger?
T.V.s are getting bigger! -tim
What happened to the nigger who had an abortion?
Crime Stoppers sent her a check for $500! -tim
Why don't nigger bitchs wear panties to picnics?
To keep the flies away from the chicken! -michael
What's the difference between a truck full of baby niggers and a truck full of bowling balls?
You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork!
What does FUBU stand for?
Farmers Used to Buy Us
What does FUBU stand for?
Farmers Used to Beat Us
Why don't sharks eat niggers?
They think its whale shit!
Why do niggers call white people "honkies"?
Thats the last sound they hear before they get hit! -davey
What do they do with dead niggers in California?
Gut them to make wetsuits! -kara
Why does L.A. have so many fags and N.Y. so many niggers?
L.A. had first choice! -David
What do you call a chinese nigger with AIDS?
Coon Die Soon - David
What does NAACP stand for?
Niggers Against All Caucasian People
What does NAACP stand for?
Now Apes Are Called People -Brandon
Q:What do niggers trip on the most?
A:Their leg-chains.
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Anonymous2011-05-09 13:50
smoke weed everyday
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Anonymous2011-05-09 15:01
A young gypsy girl is getting married and asks her older sister for advice:
-"Aishe, what will happen during the wedding night?"
-"Well, on that night your new husband will put the thing he is most proud of in where you pee"
-"But Aishe, why would Ahmed put his sneakers in the bathroom sink?"