Heaven

    

A place that seems to get further and further away as humans' scientific knowledge improves.

About 100 years ago, Heaven was right above our heads. Then, when we started flying air planes, it wasn't there, so it was moved right above the atmosphere. Finally, when we sent people into outer space and to the moon, it wasn't there either, so now Heaven is way past Pluto somewhere.

It was on Mars in the 1950s

Vagina is heaven!

heaven is in my pants, come get some

Heaven comes after life. Let's all commit suicide!

>>1

Obviously, the bible idea of heaven is retarded.  But religious people don't accept it... and continue to adapt their religion to co-exist with new discoveries.  Either that, or the religious will say that the bible is not to be taken literally.... which could mean anything and everything.  Still, people want to believe in bullshit, so they will cling to religion for who knows how long.  It would be so sweet if relgion died in my life time.  It probably won't..... but someday. 

Or just dumbass people keep thinking heaven is in the sky. Who the hell told you those lies? Heaven is not in this realm nor not even created yet. When you die you don't go to heaven. Nobody does. You go to a holding place until jesus returns.Religion has over half earth's population, meaning there's only a few atheist which includes you. Your just too much of pussy to have any faith. Religion has been been around every since humans have been been around..and still growing today, not showing ANY sign of decreasing. It will never die, so you can take your fucking non-believer else where. If you want to discuss religion learn the damn bible before making incoherent post.

You remember what it was like before you were born? That's heaven.

Wow so nothing is heaven,huh? Well im sure for us
it seems like we have just always been here. Basically,
thousands and thousands of years= 1 second so it wouldnt
matter if he die we wont know it anyway.

>>9
Exactly.

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