An STD Free Christmas

HELLO!!!

I am that guy who had unprotected sex with a prostitue a couple weeks ago.  I am happy to report that I have had no symptoms of an STD.  YES!!  Which means that it is unlikely that I have any STD (excluding AIDS).  All that left is the hiv test in a couple months.  I danced with the devil and lived.  Now I am glad that I had unprotected sex.  It was fucking awesome!!  lol.

As Sam Kinison said about himself hating condoms, if you don't trust the pussy, why are you fucking the pussy

Good for you, now all you need is, to fuck a mother, and your life has been set... idiot

Your not done dancing yet

AIDS

>>3

What's your problem?  Fuck you.  I'll smash your face in with a brick.  You're the idiot because you did not have unprotected sex with a hooker.  So in your face, because I did something awesome and sufferred no consequences.  You're just jelous.  Also, you are a stupid piece of shit.

>>4

true.... true.  If I get aids... I'll just commit suicide, I guess. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!

>>1

Fuck you.

hey how else is he supposed to get these bitches pregnant?  THey dont' mention that in school.  "Hey nurse, what if I want to get the bitch pregnant? YOu ever think of that?"  But I didn't think to ask at the time.