a question about fighting

There is one technique which I couldn't yet use, but a friend of mine recommended to me. You just take some good momentum with both of your arms and then slap the enemy with open palms on the ears from both sides simultaneously.

Now, in theory, that should work like a flashbang grenade, that is that it should liquify the liquid that is in your ears which is responsible for your motor controls and balance, that is, it gets disturbed and the enemy should be a bit disoriented and hard on his feet.

Does anybody know if this works and what the name of this technique is?

it's called gtfo and never post here again

you cant slap someones ears? how hard can it be?

thats called fighting like a girl

SOme cocksucher did that to me in gym class when I was in the grade of 9.  Fucking fucked up my ears, you could burst someone's drums that way.  God damn prick if someone tried that on me as an adult I'd punch their neck.

>>5
lol

I did that to someone once way back in grade school. I don't think I did it very hard, but he didn't mess with me after that.

>>1
how the hell is clapping your hands supposed to liquify something that's already liquid?

It turns it into ULTRA-liquid!

>>8
Just as an example: jelly is solid liquid if you cool it, but when you warm it, it gets more viscose. Same with that stuff in your ears, yes, it is a liquid, but it can also get more viscose by sudden and extreme force, like a clap to the ear(not just a slap - a clap)

>>3
Again, not a slap - a clap. To both ears. Simultaneously. I've heard it can fuck someone up badly, but I'm just curious if it just hurts like a bitch or also disorients you, as in my original question

Thats a retarded attack you leave your self open for almost any attack... dude just punch the fucker in the nose. . . I seriously doubt the middle schoolers your fighting even know how to fight so just punch him/her in the fucking nose and for god sakes keep your fucking hands up.

>>11
Of course I know that, I just wanted to know if this would actually have this flashbang effect or not

Flashbang effect! Then stab them repeatedly with your pencil!

That attack can only work if it is immedietly followed by a kick in the nuts, beecause:

to explain it simply through the eyes of a fighter.
an attack like that, makes you project your intention of double slap to the face, which can be easily blocked by both hands, or simply moving back is another alternative, making the attacker end up clapping his hand.

therefore if attack is followed by kick in the nuts, leaves your opponent to drop his guard (both hands) holding his balls while unable to move back from the pain.

and at that time, yes it will have the flash bang effect

also wanted to add why the flash bang effect is fiesable.
when hit on both ears with a cupped hands, the pocket of air damages the eardrums, and when hit hard enough it will also effect the balancing funtions of your body, which are right behind the ears.

>>15
Thanks, that's what I was figuring and wanted to get approved.

Now, on the other hand, this begs another question: would it be a really sweet opening move in a fight? I mean, of course a cautious jab to the face is more likely to hit, but if you will make the opponent fumble from the beginning of the fight already, wouldn't the cost pay off the risk?

Well if you are seriously considering to use this move.
then a jab or a cross etc. would be out of the question.
because:
a jab for example is fast and unexpected but lacks the knockout power, leaving opponent stuned but ready for a fight.
a cross or any other power move, is damaging but make you project your intention, therefore not effective for opening strike, too easily blocked or avoided.

best thing is:
a throw a fake making you opponent to raise his hand and attention upwards, then a sneaky kick to the nuts, does enough damage and is unexpected.  after that do whatever you want, but make sure you kick hard and on target, otherwise your opponent will be just pissed.

A level-headed discussion? About stuff 4channer never do? ON MY 4CHAN?! Well I never!

Just kick him in the package and call it a day

>>1

Why use this dumb ass technique when you could use a technique which causes more serious damage.... like a plain old straight right in the face?... which also happens to be easier to execute properly. 

Every once in a while, a professional fighter (like in the UFC) tries this stupid ear clap move.  I have never seen it have any effect.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WlT9mqHTWI

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This move only works on someone whos *not ready or expecting the attack* and doesn't know how to defend themselfs.  Its going to be hard to pull off, if the person knows your going to attack them, or is more experienced at fighting.

if the move works,  they will feel the effect,  try it on yourself.   It's not a endgame move.   you will be open to attack,  let the fight begin. 

Flash-Bang =  pull down your pants and flash them,   then they can kick your ass and bang - ass rape u .

Something better for you to learn -   learn self defense.  Not just one move that will surely get your ass kicked, if you don't know what to do after you piss someone off.  Goto your local boxing, wressling, or martial arts school.    Sign up for lessons.     Go everyday they have classes.  Do it for years.   Learn self defense, confidense, flexibility, strenght, etc.   or   alternative  join a gang an get jumped in,  have your ass regularly beat till your tough as nails.  Probably any street fighter who *has to survive* will be skilled versus a suberban upper class kid who goes to martial arts training and never really uses what they teach.  Tournament sparring isn't anything like a gang fight.

Seriously - Any training will prepare you to defend yourself at school and /b/e more confident.

*fights all the time.   HS..  *  luckily its usually over nothing and ends quickly.

One technique isn't going to save your ass.   *Flash Bang - you lose :P  *

>>21
DONG! DON'T YOU EVER DO DIS...

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Bas is da man dawg.

>>21
"...and I can say, 'look sir, I really don't want anything of this-' and I go whoop, like this, and I slit your throat, and its over and out."

lol

>>22

agree with you 100%
I told him earlier its not a very effective move, but if you really want to satisfy your curiosity, by trying that move.  I say why not, just do it effectively.

here is that fact.
you can't learn fighting without actually fighting.
dosn't matter how many kata you do, or how many moves you practice, but without actually fighting its all pointless.

real fights are unpredictable, and everyone responds defferently to different attacks.
styles like boxing and wrestling are really practicle, because you actually do real life scenario moves.

but if you actually are winning a fight, I would try some fruity moves, just to satisfy my curiosity.

>>1

You mean boxing someone's ears?

Supposedly it's supposed to be able to break someone's eardrums if you do it hard enough, but I doubt it (not that I'm eager to find out).

like what if you slap his butt cheecks

So yesterday I decided to be a lazy ass and go to Taco Bell instead of cooking something. BIG MISTAKE. Today, I woke up in horror to find that I was in a small pool of liquid feces, the result of eating low quality processed meat. My dog, who was currently sitting on my bed, seemed to love it. He was slowly but surely licking away at my shit-covered sheets, enjoying every bit of it, all the while making a big mess of himself. He then proceeded to hop off my bed and walked back to another room in the house. He left a disgusting trail along the way. I couldn't do anything about it; getting out of bed to pick up my dog would only make an even bigger mess. I had to think of something quick, for I had to go to work in a few hours. I didn't know what to do, so I just stripped all my clothing, left it on my bed, and ran to the bathroom to take a shower. It took quite a while to get the awful stench off my body. When I had finally finished, to my surprise, my dog had come back at least a few more times to feast upon my waste. He was covered in my brown butter from head to paw. No room was left untouched... The entire floor was coated in shit, in addition to many pieces of white furniture. Well, at least they WERE white. I decided to wash away my worries with a drink and went off to work. I'll clean it up later, I said to myself. It'll all work out okay. No one will no about this. Oh, how wrong I was. Apperantly, the scent was so god awful that my neighbors could smell it too, and they called in a sanitation crew who cleaned it all up. By this time, everyone in the neighborhood had heard of this. I was so embarassed. Ah, shit.

>>28
you deserve that flash bang move after the kick in the nuts.