have you ever pissed in a coke bottle

or a cup or something similiar

No, I piss in the toilet like all other civilized humans.

I piss in the sink sometimes.  Even though the toilet is right next to it, I'm too goddamn lazy to lift the seat.

Also the shower, if I don't feel like freezing my ass off to get out for a minute.

I've pissed in a cup before. Everyone has to at least one or two times in their life...

my nail smells like feet

wow this thread sux

>>6
just like yer mum looooooooooooooooooool

This reminds me of one of my favourite poems:
Me Chinese
Me play joke
Me go pee-pee in your Coke

Once I couldnt go to the bathroom because it was too late and my grandmother would discover that I was staying too late (I was a child) and I really needed to pee; all I have was a coke bottle of 2lt, so I jammed it in and pissed. I remember that my dick almost explode because the pee made the air of the bottle go out and it had no room to escape. good old times. thank you 4chan for made me remember this.

you're welcome

I pissed in a Red Bull can. Then I accidentally drank it. I couldn't tell the difference.