did the unthinkable yesterday..

...ventured out on a saturday night. It's been about 2 and a 1/2 to 3 years since I've been out on a saturday night. I went to the local Giant (grocery store in PA) and walked around looking for anyone my age. basically, nothing happened until i went to checkout and this really hot cashier accidently touched my hand and smiled when i handed her my supercard ..does that mean anything? should i try to pursue this next week??

Park the porpoise. Take it through the car wash, ya, and get it waxed. Then air-dry that shit.

>>2

what are you talking about

Impregnate her and then move to the next town to repeat the procedure

Oh wow, you touched a girl! Let's all masturbate furiously to the thought of it the second she leaves!

>>3
I's from the movie National Lampoon's Van Wilder. That Taj guy says it. It's supposed to be improvised metaphors for sex.

>>1
mother of god

Dude, the same thing happened to me a week ago! Should I go back and ask for sex?

huh

>>8
Of course! Cashiers love to do it behind the counter!

In all honesty, i would
1. Go shopping there again. Today. And i'd try to make some sort of small talk with her. 
2. Then show up Saturday and buy some or whatever, and ask her what time she gets off. With any luck she'll be all "LULZ UHM.... *BLUSH* 8 OCLOCK".
3. ????????
4. PROFIT! (in this case, SEX!)

Go to her counter. Buy only XL condoms.

This time, when she asks for your super card, do a magic trick and appear to pull it out of her ear.

She will dig that.

If, under the pressure of the situation, you mess up the trick, run. like. hell.

agreed 12.
buy XL ribbed condoms and say "Well you never know when you'll need 'em...." START CRYING HERE "OH GOD sometimes i feel terrible about it but my girlfriend died from too much pleasure while we were having sex... umm... in her bunghole... she cummed everywhere and passed out and I impaled her through the eye with my cock, and i was 6 feet away"

please excuse my terrible grammar.

i do believe the word is "Came".

epic fail :(

Combine 13 and 14, replace "card" with "cock" and it's blow time!