The funniest thing I ever experienced

HELLO!

The funniest thing I ever experienced was in 5th grade.  We were supposed to come up with our own math problems and then announce them in front of the class.  For example, a person would read their problem, such as, "There were 10 apples.  Jack ate 3.  How many were left?".

Well, my dumb ass friend thought it would be cool to add humor to his math problem.... so when it was his turn to speak, he said, "there were 20 women.  5 got raped.  How many were left?"

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!  I laughed my fucking ass off for days.  The teacher was shocked, and disgusted and told him to GTFO to the office.  The funniest thing about it was that my friend wasn't a trouble maker, and this was way out of the ordinary for him.  The funny thing was the actually thought that our teacher would find think he was funny.  My friend thought my female catholic teacher would find a math problem about rape, funny. LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

To this day I find myself laughing out loud in public out of nowhere thinking of that fateful day.  lol.

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>>4
cool story bro
Back to the imageboards, please

so how many were left

20

They got raped, not killed.

>>8
god damn trick questions

>>8
that's fucking awesome. !

19 left!
one of 20 kill herselfs because she was rape by me!!
she know she can never experience pleasure like it was to be fuck by me again!! so she kill herself!!!!
Hahahahahaha

Golly, George, you must be slipping!!

I thought there would be none left if you were invovled;

One got orgasmically asploded to death when you raped her, and the other 19 killed themselves because they realised that they'd never experience such pleasure?

>>11
>>12

Funniest story of life.

>>13
(>>11-12), please learn how to multi-cite.

How so?

I had a similar thing happen in hs geometry class, we had a first year teacher and she was going over how to prove a theorem, using the inverse, contra positve, etc. She asked for a class example. So I said, "If I smoke all my pot tonight, I will have none left for the morning"

She closed the door of the classroom, and wrote out all of the other ways to express that statement on the board. Shit was amazing.

I also had a similar experience in Biology.  She had written "What could a pregnant woman do that could damage her child", I had first written "she could run herself through with a chainsaw", but thinking that it might be too graphic I crossed out the aforementioned and wrote "she could insert a sword into her vagina".  The school made me see a counselor.

>>6
brute