Meanest thing you did today

So I go up the elevator in a 40 story office building.  It stops on the 2nd floor and the guy gets on, thinking the elevator is going down (but I'm going up to the 11th floor.)  I especially hate people who take the elevator to go up or down 1 or 2 floors especially in a busy building like this..  So I'm thinking "Dude, stop being lazy and get some exercise!" and I hit the button for the 40th floor right before it stops on my floor.  Have a nice trip, lazy bum!

I was blasting through San Francisco on my mountain bike(I <3 hills, work out going up, fun going down) and had the urge to run over all the sleeping homeless people, Or at least see if I could bunny hop over them.

But it was only a thought, I'm to cute and nice to actually do that.

I insulted a guy over the internet.

I punted a cat over my house. Its head landed on a bar and caved it. I threw it in the pool to make it look like it drowned...

I didnt let your mom suck my throbbing organ today

Told some kid that Santa wasn't real.

Totally bitch slapped a kid walking past my house.

I stole candy from a baby. It was as easy as... stealing candy from a baby.

I came here, and laughed.