Name: Anonymous 2006-12-05 15:22
While enjoying lunch, I stumbled upon a brilliant idea: Why not categorize all things being in tune with the great forces, EMO and Awesome?
Perfect correlation with the EMO force is considered 1. While the exact opposite is -1, also known as Awesome.
The more depressing, full of fail, and just plain lame something is the closer to one it is. Therefore, Habbo Hotel is a 1. Anything and everything on livejournal is 1. Goth kids however are only point five, as they seem dark and bleak like EMOs, but lack the emotional failure.
The more full of win, success, and just plain roxorz something is the closer to -1 it is. 4chan is a negative one. Pie is a negative one. Fapping is a negative one. HOWEVER, Long Cat is not a negative one. Long Cat cannot be categorized on such futile measures as numbers.
What about zero, you ask? 0 is the Internets. The internets are neither correlated with emo or awesome, as both exist on the interwebs. There are the EMO kids, the 1's, who do EMO things and the 1's who make fun of them.
Thus is how the world is.
Perfect correlation with the EMO force is considered 1. While the exact opposite is -1, also known as Awesome.
The more depressing, full of fail, and just plain lame something is the closer to one it is. Therefore, Habbo Hotel is a 1. Anything and everything on livejournal is 1. Goth kids however are only point five, as they seem dark and bleak like EMOs, but lack the emotional failure.
The more full of win, success, and just plain roxorz something is the closer to -1 it is. 4chan is a negative one. Pie is a negative one. Fapping is a negative one. HOWEVER, Long Cat is not a negative one. Long Cat cannot be categorized on such futile measures as numbers.
What about zero, you ask? 0 is the Internets. The internets are neither correlated with emo or awesome, as both exist on the interwebs. There are the EMO kids, the 1's, who do EMO things and the 1's who make fun of them.
Thus is how the world is.