Do-it-yourself Sextoys

I'm a gay 20 year old white boy about 5'7" 110lbs (yea I'm thin for my age) and I'm so damn horny tonight.

The sad part is I'm single and live in a small town in the middle of Georgia, you know one of those Mayberryish towns populated by devoted teetotaler (its means they don't drink or anything) christians that will probably have you stoned to death for being gay.

Anyway I was wondering if anyone had any tips for making your own sextoys useing stuff around the house and what would make a decent lube?

I'm pretty sure they have websites dedicated to this type of stuff

ive seen 12 myself....

Do you have any crucifixes around the house?

There's a website that sells dildos in the shape of Baby Jesus and Jesus on the Cross.

>>5

oh rly?

>>6
My mistake, it's a Baby Jesus butt plug.

Ok I'm not a christian and I don't give a fag's ass about Jesus.

Use a rosary as anal beads.