It's Thanksgiving!

So why the fuck are you on 4chan right now?

FUCKING USAIAN FIRST OF ALL NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT YOUR SHITTY THANKSGIVING FUCKING DAY, AND SECOND, ONLY IN RETARDED COUNTRY LIKE YOURS YOU HAVE A DAY FOR GIVE THANKS

YOU USAIANS SUCKS SO HARD AND SO BAD

The turkey's a little dry.

THE TURKEY'S A LITT:E DRY?! OH WHY OH THE HORROR OH THE PAIN.

Every year the there's this tradition for the president to "pardon a turkey" so it won't be executed.  Real fuckin' classy reference to the death penalty.

Bush accidentally executed the turkey out of habit.

That turkey killed my brother, by the way.

Thing is, I live in England, the land of Tea and top hats...¬¬

Basically, i don't celebrate Thanksgiving, but have fun to you Americans, and remember - When Bush pardons the turkey, he really means he'll kill it for being a terrorist >_>

>>2
You should probably go to a doctor and get a diagnosis for all that unwarranted rage.

>>5
Addressing all Americans as if they all feel the same way about Bush makes you look ignorant. In fact, more than 70% of the US Nation thinks he's doing an awful job.>>2

i was fucking your mom and got tired

Why would I eat a bird whos face looks like your moms vagina? Thanksgiving blows.

Thanksgiving is for faggots

>>6
Sorry If I causeed offense, I was just trying to poke fun at this culture of fear that plagues us all. I mean, Here in the UK, we still can't have fucking toothpaste on planes, cos of a 'threat'. Thank you Mr. Blair, for being an idiotic boob. And its not just terrorism. People here are scared of eating chickens for Bird Flu fears, Every day i read another article about how humans have fucked up the world with Global Warming, and how we're "nearing the brink of WWIII"

I may have failed in that joke though >_> Sorry v.v

and as for the statistics, I think the Election proved that point.

Anyway, hope y'all had a good thanksgiving.

its not thanksgiving you idiots

>>11

Anyway, hope y'all had a good thanksgiving.

11, focus on the HAD bit. fool.