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How to get chicks

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-22 16:28

Become gay. Not literally, but dress gay and act gay. Learn to like faggy music and dance well. Learn good fashion. Take some cock up the ass. The chicks will be all over you.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-23 1:27

>>1
Ahh...no.  There's a better way, and I ain't sharin'.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-23 1:42

I use ancient shaolin kung fu, buddhist, and ninja secrets.

Name: LordRiordan 2006-11-23 3:36

I have to admit I have no idea how to get chicks

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-23 5:02

u fuckin wapanese fanboys cant get a fuckin cold ahah

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-23 5:48

I ignore women, and when I do give them some of my attention I abuse them.  And they alll love me for it.  Being a jerk rocks.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-23 5:56

I am gay

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-23 12:00

>>6
That's how you get insecure women, not ANY woman.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-23 12:27

>>8
It actually works on the most confident of women too.  When you're too good for them, and every other guy in the world acts like their the hottest shit ever, they suddenly want your cock.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-23 21:54

>>1
Your guide is horribly inaccurate.

Step 1: Don't post on 4chan
Step 2: Don't enjoy anime/manga
Step 3: Don't be a fucking retard with a bad attitude

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-23 22:58

... how would you know 10? you are posting on 4chan so therefore you don't know shit about women too

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-24 0:47

>>9
You also need to insult them humorously, too.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-24 1:15

>>1 true, a fantastic way to get yaoi fangirls all over you.

Name: LordRiordan 2006-11-24 3:54

Be confident.
Be yourself.
Talk about her and not yourself.
Have good hygine.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-24 4:54

Have a good job.
A nice car.
Your own place.
Lots of money.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-24 4:55

C4H8O3

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-24 6:43

15 has the right idea.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-24 16:21

15 I want to bear your children.... NOW!

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-24 17:05

>>18
Awesome! Let's do this! Can you pick me up and drive us to a motel or something?

Name: DarkGuitar 2006-11-24 20:07

dood, you need to play guitar...chix dig it when you sing to them too

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-24 23:29

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You Nigga, being gay if for fags.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-24 23:31

Be Gay? You fucking emo kid! Go get yourself a manly emo chick.

Name: redtheidiot 2006-11-24 23:31

have a dick longer then mine

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-24 23:52

IF I SEE THAT FUCKING EMO KID ONE MORE TIME

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