Call me a pussy, but I am morally repulsed by the concept of just walking up to a girl and saying "lol wut r u doin 2nite wuld u liek 2 go out wit me?`/1//1". I need something slicker. Something to better break the ice and keep the conversation in my control all throughout.
So pretty much, I shouldn't be asking 4chan, but I am anyway.
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roflcopter2006-11-21 2:26
My two favorite things are commitment, and changing myself...
futurama FTW
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Anonymous2006-11-21 3:45
"Could you teach me how to knit mittens?"
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Anonymous2006-11-21 6:15
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
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Anonymous2006-11-21 8:26
"I have toys and candy in my car."
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anonymous female2006-11-21 9:31
>>1
trust me, whatever lines may sound witty to you are a thousand times lamer than a simple greeting. only idiotic shmucks use lines in a non-ironic manner
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Anonymous2006-11-21 9:35
You look easy, let's fuck.
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Anonymous2006-11-21 10:41
the classic "nice shoes, wanna fuck?" works good
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Anonymous2006-11-21 12:28
>>6
It's a bit arrogant to assume a woman was just about to crack a lame pick up line on you, don't you think?