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Alternative pickup lines

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-21 2:21

Call me a pussy, but I am morally repulsed by the concept of just walking up to a girl and saying "lol wut r u doin 2nite wuld u liek 2 go out wit me?`/1//1".  I need something slicker.  Something to better break the ice and keep the conversation in my control all throughout. 

So pretty much, I shouldn't be asking 4chan, but I am anyway.

Name: roflcopter 2006-11-21 2:26

My two favorite things are commitment, and changing myself...
futurama FTW

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-21 3:45

"Could you teach me how to knit mittens?"

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-21 6:15

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-21 8:26

"I have toys and candy in my car."

Name: anonymous female 2006-11-21 9:31

>>1
trust me, whatever lines may sound witty to you are a thousand times lamer than a simple greeting. only idiotic shmucks use lines in a non-ironic manner

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-21 9:35

You look easy, let's fuck.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-21 10:41

the classic "nice shoes, wanna fuck?" works good

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-21 12:28

>>6
It's a bit arrogant to assume a woman was just about to crack a lame pick up line on you, don't you think?

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-04 13:58

I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS

STEP THE FUCK OFF
STEP TO THE LEFT TO THE LEFT

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