Alternative pickup lines

Call me a pussy, but I am morally repulsed by the concept of just walking up to a girl and saying "lol wut r u doin 2nite wuld u liek 2 go out wit me?`/1//1".  I need something slicker.  Something to better break the ice and keep the conversation in my control all throughout. 

So pretty much, I shouldn't be asking 4chan, but I am anyway.

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trust me, whatever lines may sound witty to you are a thousand times lamer than a simple greeting. only idiotic shmucks use lines in a non-ironic manner