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It's simple really . . .

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-12 22:39

Dearest /lounge/,
I'm afraid I may be going mad.

It started the day after I moved into my apartment, more then 3 months ago. Whenever I enter my bathroom, no matter what previous thoughts were on my mind, the following sentence, in my own voice, fills my head:
"It's simple really, just kill everyone" (emphasis more on 'everyone' then on 'kill', as if killing less than everyone was considered just as casually, yet ultimately deemed insufficient.)
Granted, I hold a moderate distain for humanity, like any /b/tard, but I would never seriously consider ever taking anyone's life, let alone everyone (self included?).

At first, I thought it a mere random impulse, a fleeting mental image of violence, that even the most passive of minds occasionally happen upon. Surely just one of thousands of half conceived pictures that passes through one's mind every hour...
Yet it persists, and deeply disturbs.

The thought itself manifests under several peculiar conditions;
When I touch the doorknob if the door to the bathroom is closed,
When I pass through the frame when the door is open,
And when I accidentally brush past the door whilst passing by.

Over the first few months, the thought came like a bout of deja vu, "Haven’t I thought this her before? Probably not...” Only recently have I begun to recognize and classify individual occurrences.
Considering myself still of rational mind, I took it upon myself to test this phenomena. I hold no delusions that my bathroom is haunted, or any similar nonsense. I would enter the room with the intention of overriding the thought via mantra recitation or occupying my mind with a challenging mathematical calculation. However, and this is at this point per chance merely power of suggestion, my mind inevitably draws up those six chilling words.
Knowing that it would be impossible to test the room myself without corrupting the test (thinking about it solely due to attempting not to think about it, like trying to think an erection away), I decided another subject was necessary. Enlisting my unwitting roommate, I asked him to fetch some aspirin from my medicine cabinet, under the guise that a migraine rendered me unable to get it myself. He obliged, yet showed no outward signs of personal disturbance. His expression the same as when he entered. Granted, this is by no means a scientific examination, however bluntly asking my roommate if my bathroom projects homicidal-consultation may serve to land me in a funny farm whether my restroom is indeed paranormal or not.

At this point, I am lead to only one conclusion . . . I am losing my mind, and most infuriatingly, I am aware of, yet helpless to curve, this fact.
It may be as simple as self-loathing; at least this is one of my hypotheses. The bathroom is in essence a room where one confronts his flaws. Nowhere is shame of imperfection greater. However I have always been rather satisfied with myself. I don’t pretend to be anywhere near perfect, but I certainly don’t see my imperfections as reason enough to eliminate my peers.
Perhaps it is a satirical "final solution" that my brain proposes as I enter the restroom, taking a break from serious thought. If the equation is too difficult, you can always multiply both sides by zero (or divide in our case.).
Obviously, I’m not satisfied with either of these explanations... I'm not sure if there even is a means to explain-away these thoughts of mine... but if I cant abate them, I feel I must at least know why...

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-12 22:50

kill zem. kill zem all.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-12 22:59

>>2
thanks doc, can I have some coke too with my psyco-analysis?

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-12 23:06

vhy yes!

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-12 23:13

a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-12 23:14

If I wanted jest, I would have posted in /b/.
any serious comments/suggestions/interpretations?

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-12 23:56

see a psychiatrist

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-13 0:23

>>6

KILL PEOPLE FUCKER

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-13 7:56

can I use this for a school essay?

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-13 9:58

>>9
Err.. okay. but no direct quotations if they use TurnItIn.com

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-13 12:12

i think 4chans got to you ^_^

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-13 13:24

I get things like that aswell. Mostly the idea god will suddenly transport me into the center of a solar body for instant death for some inconceivable reason. I have this weak senesation coverring my entire body as if my reason for existence is diminishing, which I know cannot be true since I have occurred already and am part of the universe and from what I have hitherto observed my sudden non-existence is not possible. Then I realise that the implications are of metaphysical and/or supernatural nature and I think to myself...

"God, you know my beliefs. You know that I recognise sentience is important, you also know that I believe there is not much evidence of your existence, but there is obviously something going on and if you do exist I hope you understand that I am not spiteful or an idiot or whatever it is that is going on..."

Being careful not to include religious dogma or atheist dogma or any dogma which might imply something... that I don't know..

Anyway what I do is I just get a grip. I'm good at that. I often have hallucinations before and after I sleep and I have learned to discern the psychological from legitimate sensory input.

When I was young I'd have some weird nightmares of a similiar nature which involved mathematics my brain and my spinal nerves.... It's complicated and I can't be botherred, but it involved a sensation of fear, not terror, just some sort of sensation..

I just tell myself to get a grip..

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-13 18:38

I see several holes in your argument. Let's take them one by one. First let's get the obvious one out of the way with:

Dearest /lounge/, I'm afraid I may be going mad.
Oops! Too late! You posted about it in the lounge instead of seeking rational, sane people to help you. Score.

You say you are "like any /b/tard," yet you can talk in full sentences? I think not! A lier he must therefore /b/.

I hold no delusions that my bathroom is haunted, or any similar nonsense.
Yeah, who talks about nonsensical things around here. Surely not anyone on the lounge.

[it is impossible] like trying to think an erection away
You fail at knowing how your own body works.

It's simple really...
You lier! You lied in your title! Clearly you are crazy. And delusional. I suggest drugs. They will cure delusions and insanity. Or at least that's what my psychiatrist says.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-13 22:23

>>13
Diabeetus?

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-13 22:37

You could always move.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-14 9:01

>>12
Interesting, I too tend to have irrational bouts of fear concerning judgement from above, however I tend to be a rather hawkish atheist, so any 'conversations' I have with gods tend to be rather spiteful.

As for "getting a grip", if it were only so easy... It's not as if the room commands me to pat my head and rub my belly... its a compulsion towards acts so horrendous, I can only shudder upon each occurrence. It's not who I am, so to have it in my head regardless of ME turns my stomach.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-14 15:31

>>1
It's simple really, just kill everyone.

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