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Do pets masturbate?

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-11 16:25

Seriously, they're ALWAYS licking their crotches more than any other place.  It's freaking me out.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-11 16:48

>>1
my dog autoblowjob himself
it sounds like SHHRRRPPP SHHHRRRPP SHHHHRRRPPP

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-11 19:07

dispicable beasts

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-11 19:33

My dog does exept he does it with his paw. It looks like hes scratching his belly but hes all panting and shit.

Seriously, no lie.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-11 20:43

I've seen dogs lick their own dick, cats touching their harbl, monkeys masturbating, etc.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-12 22:56

    my dog autoblowjob himself
    it sounds like SHHRRRPPP SHHHRRRPP SHHHHRRRPPP

3 Name: Anonymous @ 2006-11-11 17:36

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-13 11:24

>>2

I carried out and (wwwwwwwwwww'd

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-13 12:37 (sage)

>>7
7 Name: Anonymous @ 2006-11-12 22:56

        my dog autoblowjob himself
        it sounds like SHHRRRPPP SHHHRRRPP SHHHHRRRPPP

    3 Name: Anonymous @ 2006-11-11 17:36

8 Name: Anonymous @ 2006-11-13 11:24

    >>2

    I carried out and (wwwwwwwwwww'd

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-06 1:36

:)

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-06 17:09

AUTOBLOWJOB

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-06 17:38

autofellatio FTW

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-06 18:50

They probably fucking are although licking it is to clean it but I think they enjoy that feeling sexually, sure looks like it.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-06 20:05

If you could suck your own dick, you'd be doing it non-stop as well.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-06 22:32

Seriously, they're ALWAYS licking their crotches more than any other place.

If I could do that I would do the same too. And so would you anon. Don't deny it.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-07 0:04

>>17
Someone who has never been within a foot of a girl.

Anyway, autofellatio is not for humans. By the time that you've managed to extend your back that far you've most likely lost your boner. It would take months and months to train yourself.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-07 0:33

>>18

Unless you're cock is huge... Then that makes it easier...

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-09 23:00

>>19
yeah what can i say some of us are just born with this natural ability
have fun with your hands fags

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