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Hottest Pickup Lines

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-10 8:22

Yeah, I got a lot of them to share. I'm a player and I can't deny it. Some are cool, some are just stupid. What are some of the one's you use? Here are mine:
[1. Get in the car quick! Your mom's been hurt and she needs me to take you to the hospital to see her now! 2. Can you please help me find my puppy? 3. I have an Xbox. Do you want it?]

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-10 8:54

So how many 6-year-olds did you score with those?

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-10 9:34

I can run faster horny than you can scared.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-10 10:05

Do you want candies ?

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-10 10:19

4chan party van is on the way!

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-10 10:47

Baby, I will crash into you iceberg like the titanic and sink straight down

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-10 10:48

*your

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-10 13:07

excuse me wtf r u doin 2nite?

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-10 13:09

LETS SEX

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-10 13:13

I'll fuck your ass until you vomit cum

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-10 13:20

sex me or i'll ban you from 4chan

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-10 14:14

I bet your pussy tastes as good as it smells.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-10 14:45

I'd tongue your anus prior to inserting my penis

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-10 14:52

I'll do your homework!

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-10 16:00

HAYYOU AM I DOING IT LOLZOR

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-10 17:10

BRING BACK SNACKS!

works every time

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-10 17:23

SO RONERY

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-10 20:19

y helo thar buttseckz? lololz

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-10 23:53

>>10
>>13

LOL!!!!!!!!  You are truly a master of seduction.

>>1

Why must you always lie?  If you were a player, you wouldn't use "pick up lines" because you'd know they don't usually work.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-11 2:56

Check out my robe and wizard hat

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-11 4:53

I'm so sorry, I can't help myself. Please, just lie there, struggling will only make it worse. I'm so sorry, oh God what is wrong with me, please don't cry, please, it'll all be over soon

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-11 6:39

>>12
best

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-11 18:30

Are you a nigger? Because someone stole my heart.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-11 18:37

My name is buck and I'm here to fuck.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-11 18:39

>>24
noice.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-11 19:02

>>25
GO FUCK A KANGAROO

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-12 3:48

>>26 Go fuck the nigger that stole 23's heart.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-12 15:25

>>27
Tsk.

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