halp I can't stop cumming

At first I was really enjoying it, but it must be like five minutes now.  I've almost used up the tissue box for pete's sake.

Bottle as much as you can and sell it to gay guys as a thirst quenching beverage

Really you can be makin money off this

Awesome, I didn't consider making money of this.

I've halfway filled up a peanut butter jar that I had handy.  I'm kind of really enjoying this, but I'm getting scared.  I mean, fuck, what is it almost 20 minutes now?

go search for a work in a bukkake/gokkun movie

I don't know if I can leave the house this way.  I'm getting tired, but I'm afraid to fall asleep.

...why?

Hi, I got through the night.  I was afraid to fall asleep because then I wouldn't have been able to collect the cum properly.  The sheets and mattress would have been all gooey and disgusting by morning.

But I figured out a solution last night.  I got a garden hose and a piece of PVC tubing that could fit my cock, and put the other end of the hose out the window.  I had to stuff the crack of the window with a towel to keep the cold air out.

It's freezing cold outside where I live.  I sleep on the second floor, and when I looked out the window this morning, I saw that my cum formed a reverse icicle on the ground below.  It's a god-damn five-foot cum stalagmite.

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>>7

Just commit suicide already.  Quit wasting space.

>>8
Fuck you asshole

sage for unfunny thread and shitty op.

>>7  stalagmite.

BLOODY HOWLING, DEMON FANG!!!!!!!!!!

>>10
Fuck you asshole

>>1

Your balls are gonna shrivel up and DIE

>>1
are you alright op

>>14
Yeah I finally stopped.

>>15
Hey, you're not OP, I am, I distinctly remember posting this back in 2006, as you can probably tell from my overuse of commas.

>>1

Is your head about to get blow up as you keep cumming? :D

>>17
no, doesn't feel that way