halp I can't stop cumming

At first I was really enjoying it, but it must be like five minutes now.  I've almost used up the tissue box for pete's sake.

Hi, I got through the night.  I was afraid to fall asleep because then I wouldn't have been able to collect the cum properly.  The sheets and mattress would have been all gooey and disgusting by morning.

But I figured out a solution last night.  I got a garden hose and a piece of PVC tubing that could fit my cock, and put the other end of the hose out the window.  I had to stuff the crack of the window with a towel to keep the cold air out.

It's freezing cold outside where I live.  I sleep on the second floor, and when I looked out the window this morning, I saw that my cum formed a reverse icicle on the ground below.  It's a god-damn five-foot cum stalagmite.