A story from my life

Ya know, I've been around this ol' world a few times. I've seen my share of problems. Been in my fair share of Rummbles. (and I've never been K.O'd BABY!) And I would have to say the thing I hate the most is....LIARS!!!! So check this out, yo! Me and my home boy David were chillin' at the my crib right, so he tells me "Yo Jerry, I got a secrects." So I said "what it is?" "I slept with yer Mom's yo." I WAS OUTRAGES! How dare he say such lies! So I socked him right in his face, and hip tossed him out the window. Man was I pissed.
I tell ya, it took awhile for me too forgive ol' dave. But, I had to. The guys a worthless turd with out me. A fuckin' pussy bitch. He got in a bar fight once and I had to take out 10 guys for him. I karate chop a guy so hard in the head his eyeball poped out. Some HOT, HOT girl told me later that it was really hot, so I totally got a bj because of it and I got her number.
I tell ya, that karate is rather handy.
Your hunky friend

fail. GTFO

You keep using that phrase and it loses its meaning, you might as well just say "2 GET."

>>3
It lost its meaning by the time it became super-popular in /b/ like 3-4 years ago.

Same with "epic" which I see is still abused by the dumb little shits