Nun in the cab

A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that   the very handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring.

He replies: "I have a question to ask, but I don't want to offend you."

She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could  say or ask that I would find offensive."

"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."

She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that 
1) you  have to be single and
2) you must be Catholic."

The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!"

"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."

The nun fulfils his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.

But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

"My dear child," said the nun, why are you crying?"

"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married  and I'm Jewish."

The nun says, "That's OK. My name is moot and I'm going to a  Halloween party."

Why did the cab driver start crying?

>>2

either "lol", or "post truncated" retard!

I don't get it, why does he start crying?

Because the taxi driver power level BELOW 9000

could someone post the rest of the joke please

>>6
its alredy been posted dumbass, the rest of the joke is

(Post truncated.)

I don't get it

Oh I get it

Could you tell me please

Here's the rest of the joke:
"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married  and I'm Jewish."

The nun says, "That's OK. My name is moot and I'm going to a  Halloween party."