I just got mugged!!

Well how about that eh? I've lived in sydney for a bit more than 2 weeks now and I just got mugged on the way home from work....

Here's what happened: I was catching the train home from work and I get off at wahroonga. I walk up the stairs and there's about 20 guys hanging around at the top. there's this guy walking towards me looking me in the eyes. He approaches me and says "Gimme your shit".
At this point I established that he wasn't the most elequent of attackers. I thought about saying something smart arsed, but I decided to make an attempt at ignorance. I start to walk away, but he stands in front of me blocking my path, and a couple of his mates were blocking my path backwards. So I decide to make an attempt at communication on a level he could understand.
"What shit?"
"Phones, wallets, money, whatever you got"
In a hope that he's not real bright, I decide to feed him some bullshit.
"I don't have anything, I just moved here. I've got a pack of smokes. Thats it"
"....Well... fuckin.... give us them"
So I pull out my pack of smokes and hand them over. At this point he took the smokes and returned to his mates.

So I got off pretty easy, considering that I now still have my phone, my wallet containing upwards of $400 in cash and, of course, I didn't get my head smashed into the pavement by at least 20 guys.

So I walk away, call the cops and continue on home. I'm still adrenelating, cos I don't have any goddamn smokes to calm down with... What a blow out.

You should have dropped your pants and took a shit

You fail at life, and being a man.

It sounds really stupid, but i was in this situation once, and just decided to pull out my dick and start masturbating, they soon left me alone.

This was the correct answer:
-"Gimme your shit"
-"OH RLY?!?!"

I would beat the fucking crap out of anyone trying to mess with me or my shit.

I would pulled out my cricket bat and smashed all their heads! I'm hardcore and shit.

I'd just take out my pocket nigger and let him take the beating. works every time.

I do a little "nigger! nigger!" song and dance whenever I get mugged (unless they are minorities, but usually they are white).

It gets them every time :)

How is this mugging? They didn't even attack you, you just gave them your smokes like a pussy. Should have bit the guys ear off and started screaming at them, they'd get shit scared and run away.

Well you suck
a real man would fight all 20 guys at once, besides you could of charged him, got him in a head lock and said if they didnt back the fuck away youd snap his neck in two

works too

thats only if your a crazy fucker, your on 4chan after all

>>3
so you're saying he should fight against 20 peoples ? you must be playing video games too much huh ?

>>12
video games have nothing to do with this. when your health gets low just pickup the drumstick on the floor and eat it. hit both A and B buttons to do a tornado spin and 20 guys are a piece of cake.

god you guys are pussies

your power level must have been below NINE THOUSANNDEDD

>>12

he should tell them his powerlevel is over 9000 thosand if they knew whats good for them theyd back the fuck away

0

he shouldof done a barrel roll

That's pretty funny shit though.. "mugging" someone and just trusting what they tell you in regards to what they have. You're supposed to fuck their shit up, search their pockets, then bust it. That's how I do it in the hood.

>>1
yeah, be proud of yourself

- you (1) vs. them (20)
- and you walk away WITH your money minus a pack of smokes that could have cost you $4 tops.

YOU WIN AT THIS
your attackers had super low ints though

those attackers do not aggro.

>>17
"he shouldof done a barrel roll"

Should OF done?! Are you fucking kidding me? "should have" or "should've", you idiot.

>>21
you should'of shutted the fucked upped

This is why you carry a gun

>>21
oooh a girl in my world4chan?  asl

wanna hanged out in vip?

>>24
n00b

Foolproof solution: carry a syringe.

When threatened, cut sick with the fit, babbling about how you have HIV and you don't give a fuck, etc.

Or you could go the shitting in the street option.

Crazy is scary.

I've lived in Sydney for 21 years and never been mugged

Much bad luck 2 j00

do u have a dick . ... i mean . no attempt to fight back . !whats ur problem man . !
i would have dont just the same . ... except .. i think i woulve given them the money and the mob ! :D . Sorry man . i just wanted to say that . :P . HaVe FuN  ...
after all . Smoking is not that bad.  !
jk . hey i am an ANTI-Smoke & Smokers ... No Smoking in my car .

Based >>19

If those peoples have low INT, best your magic attacks, low INT tend to have low magic defense as well

step 1: take out your dick
step 2: wank yourself off
step 3: shit and wank and babble shit no one understands
step 4: piss while you wank and fall in your own shit
step 5: you walk away

step 1: take out your dick
step 2: ???
step 3: Profit!

It was 20 guys versus him, i wouldve done the same shit

I would've kicked all their asses. I know Jeet Kune Do and all kinds of Kung Fu and ninja skills.

NO! you have to activate your Bankai, go supersaiyan 5, Focus your chakra, and call the sea creatures! Thenyou say" YOU ARE MY SHIT!"

With 20 guys he made the right decision by not fighting you fucking morons. (if this story is real)

Anonymous is capable of killing 100 men with his bare hands. The OP is a wuss.

20? that sounds like 2..

what would anonymous do, if they said "oh you have no shit, well now its your ass or your life". which one do you give? most of the guys i know chose the 1st option, now the carry some lube with them -- true story

>>35
when he said 20 he meant 4-5