Is it ironic to get kicked in the nuts?

I mean, if you're like a dick doctor or something

It would be if you were trying to dodge a football that was going to hit your nuts and you jumped in front of a guy who happened to be kicking for some reason and his foot hit your nuts.  In your effort to protect your balls, you in fact endangered them.

TIME PARADOX!

ia m your penis doctor.

I thought this section of 4chan would have the intellegence to agree with me.

I guess not.

I thought this section of 4chan would have the gayness to agree with me.

I guess not.

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