I went to the mall today

I checked out chicks and got some fries and a soda. Some guy at a stand tried to sell me a cellphone plan, but I slapped him upside the head. I went to the arcade and saw some nerd playing DDR or something. He was wearing black jeans, a black t-shirt, and had black hair and a black mustache and goatee. He was really into it - the DDR game. So I just stood there a while laughing. I think he was even an employee or something. So then I left and went to the restroom. Someone had written "I <3 COCK" in one of the stalls. So I wrote "HABEEB IT" under it. Didn't really think it through, just popped into my head.

So then as I was about to leave the restroom, that DDR nerd came in and we made out and stuff.

And then he whipped out his man-vagina and stuck it up my pooper. Then the 4chan party vaOH SHI-

i am the DDR man.