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I want to have sex

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-01 1:07

with you =n_n=

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-01 1:09

Let's do it.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-01 1:16

Are we having sex?

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-01 1:22

I'm masturbating to >>1's emoticon right now, imagining some 13 year old weeaboo girl wrote it.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-01 1:23

Cybersex? I put on my robe and wizard hat.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-01 1:27

Cybersex? I put on my solar gauntlets.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-01 1:45

I'm taking off my peg leg

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-01 2:02

I put on my Nintendo Powerglove.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-01 2:11

losers.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-01 2:12

>>9
Nope. I make love to several sexy girls, daily. There's nothing wrong with joking around on here and jacking off.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-01 3:08

>>10

Exactly. Which is why there are women on every part of 4chan. We're the weird ones that didn't fall for the damn games women are supposed to play with men, and just get down to business. Internet business includes anything to relax.

I wonder how many women actually are on /d/, after that one chick explained that she wanted to know what flame she got banned for on the board. I want to meet that woman someday. Just like I want to get Moot to lose his virginity someday. Preferably when I'm around. If I'm not holding the camera, you'll know where I'll be...I'll be the one lurking behind the bed in a pedobear mask.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-01 3:11

>>11
will you put it in his pooper?

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-01 15:26

Sounds pretty gay.

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-17 22:36

77 Ways to smash her : http://the77ways.com

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-18 0:06

>>4
Imagination is a wonderful thing.

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-21 0:13

Expand Her Org@sm : http://expandherorgasmtonight.com

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-21 14:46

>>4
That 13 year old girl is now 20 and is a bitch,
time to find another 13 year old girl

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-21 15:47

>>15
When I was young, it seemed that life was so wonderful,

A miracle, oh it was beautiful, magical.
And all the birds in the trees, well they'd be singing so happily,
Joyfully, playfully watching me.
But then they send me away to teach me how to be sensible,
Logical, responsible, practical.
And they showed me a world where I could be so dependable,
Clinical, intellectual, cynical.

There are times when all the world's asleep,
The questions run too deep
For such a simple man.
Won't you please, please tell me what we've learned
I know it sounds absurd
But please tell me who I am.

Now watch what you say or they'll be calling you a radical,
Liberal, fanatical, criminal.
Won't you sign up your name, we'd like to feel you're
Acceptable, respectable, presentable, a vegetable!

At night, when all the world's asleep,
The questions run so deep
For such a simple man.
Won't you please, please tell me what we've learned
I know it sounds absurd
But please tell me who I am.

Who I am.

WHO I AMMMMMMMMMMMM m!!

Name: Anonymous 2014-03-26 4:58

How To Get Your Woman To Open Her Legs Whenever You Want : http://www.betterinbed.tv/blog/how-to-get-your-woman-to-open-her-legs-whenever-you-want

Name: Anonymous 2014-03-26 8:41

>>19
spam

Name: Futuristipastica !!Cauoo+XsTVMkxQk 2014-03-26 23:20


Kill the spammer!

Name: futurepasta !PZcrqQMtPY 2014-03-27 15:06

GRAB YOUR PITCHFORKS

LIGHT THE TORCHES

THE MOB IS COMING THE MOB IS COMING

UP THE ROAD TO THE CASTLE

ON HIGH

TO LYNCH THE SPAMMER!

HANG HIM HIGH!

Name: ImaFuckingPoet 2014-03-29 13:46

I like >>18

Name: John 2014-03-30 18:48

>>1
I gently cress your virgin nipple

Name: Anonymous 2014-03-30 21:39

>>21 & >>22

{b]GRAB YOUR ROPE

TIE ALL THE TROLLERS

TAKE OUT YOUR KNIFE

PULL DOWN THE TROLLERS' PANTS

CASTRATE ALL THE TROLLERS

AND CHOP OFF BOTH OF THEIR HANDS

TO CLEAN 4CHAN OF ALL THE BLASPHEMY[/b]

Name: futurepasta !PZcrqQMtPY 2014-03-31 6:53

>>25
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YOU'RE NOT A BOLD ONE

ONLY I CAN EMBOLDEN

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