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How many times you masturbate a day?

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-29 19:16

topic.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-10 1:26 ID:7X2W2Q25

2 times a day, but sometimes I try to squeeze in a few more.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-10 1:36 ID:wbSQ7VpE

Is everbody here a chronic masturbater?

Name: RedCream 2007-09-10 1:39 ID:fKNZI3tL

>>42
I'm not. I have a boyfriend who takes care of my sexual needs. The virgins on here make me laugh. Stop looking at porn and go find someone! jesus, it's not that hard.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-10 1:39 ID:r8eZzoeu

yeah thats why theres so much bad grammar and spelling here; we only type with one hand

Name: RedCream 2007-09-10 1:52 ID:rQyIVhy8

>>42
What is your definition of "chronic"?

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-10 2:06 ID:qQnuAvcT

I haven't masturbated in like a week.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-10 3:07 ID:VAn/9Xpk

If you hold Dr. Dre's album at the right angle, it's titled The Chronic Masturbator

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-10 3:25 ID:kC3PZhoE

1-7 times a day. On average, 2.5

Have a mate who seriously doesn't masturbate. Even his girlfriends say so and no one can find porn on his computer or in his room.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-10 4:28 ID:UieChYzz

12

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-10 4:34 ID:r8eZzoeu

3-5 times a day easy

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-10 4:34 ID:91h6owV9

Once in the morning, once in the afternoon, and once in the night.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-10 4:37 ID:r8eZzoeu

mind you some days I do it 3 times before I get out of bed

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-10 4:47 ID:VAn/9Xpk

you fags, don't count it unless you actually ejaculate

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-10 4:50 ID:SSLkA6mH

>>53
lol, are you only able to ejaculate once a day or something? I'm pretty sure everyone knows what counts and what doesn't...

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-10 4:58 ID:VAn/9Xpk

>>54
yeah sure mr dozen-cumz-a-day

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-10 5:04 ID:mhNY9n1Y

>>55
your penis is broken

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-10 5:15 ID:SSLkA6mH

>>55
Your utter disbelief makes me feel very good about myself. Thank you.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-10 6:23 ID:Nrj+qMpu

I don't.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-10 7:14 ID:xZ2lacBD

Das ist des Jägers Ehrenschild,
daß er beschützt und hegt sein Wild,
waidmännisch jagt, wie sich's gehört,
den Schöpfer im Geschöpfe ehrt.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-10 11:51 ID:FPhMzFDp

I fap once a day in general. Probably the max was 5 one day.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-10 12:20 ID:AEOc9bN2

Now that school started, and I see my girlfriend less: once in the morning, once at night.

Also once after my first class, and once during my third.

Sometimes during the car ride home, but it depends on traffic.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-10 14:09 ID:KIZgXT0Y

>>48
lol i used to be like that till i got stuck in my house for 5 months with  broken legs/hips, and 1 week into the 5 months my gf and i broke up
which basically led to games movies porn sleep rinse repeat

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-10 14:25 ID:VAn/9Xpk

>>57
lol, I'm a doctor, and I assure you I know about the workings of the human body

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-10 14:40 ID:bmBOTTHW

Usually 3 - 5 times a day. I've done it as much as 13.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-10 14:56 ID:g3BBB2Lj

It's usually only once a day, but sometimes it's twice.

However, I once dedicated an entire day to just masturbation.  I would jack off until I came, clean up, and then start jacking off again.  It was great.  Unfortunately, it was when I lived with my parents, so I could only dedicate 8 hours to it.  :\  Now that I have my own place, I should dedicate an entire 24-hour period of jerkin' it.

Name: Dr. Mario 2007-09-10 15:30 ID:91h6owV9

>>63
lol, I'm Doctor Mario, and I assure you I know about the bodies of young boys.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-10 16:05 ID:NFpnR6t6

Oh man, today was so scary. I was beating off in my bathroom and I wanted to try something different. I decided that immediately before ejaculating I was point my cock upwards and try to catch my jizz in my mouth. So I reached for my mom's victoria's secret catalog and I did the deed for about 30 seconds and I was reading to come so I pointed it upward, but it landed right on my eye! I was so fucking scared because I thought that I would be blind for the rest of my life and to top it off I would have to explain how it happened to my mom.

Luckily tho my eye was fine, so I celebrated with a congratulatory "You're Not Blind" beat off.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-10 16:15 ID:O2fwuo4d

>>67 I cum on my face all the time.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-10 19:26 ID:llHwjxZt

DENIED</thread>

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-10 20:09 ID:6RvZyG7A

>>39 why are you here agin?

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-10 20:30 ID:CTflMKul

2-4 times a day.

I'll mostly likely get out of it when I'm older though.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-10 20:44 ID:85CRj4cf

depends i masturbate at least once everyday
But depends if i really wanna masturbate heavily 3-5 times a day

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