Oh man, today was so scary. I was beating off in my bathroom and I wanted to try something different. I decided that immediately before ejaculating I was point my cock upwards and try to catch my jizz in my mouth. So I reached for my mom's victoria's secret catalog and I did the deed for about 30 seconds and I was reading to come so I pointed it upward, but it landed right on my eye! I was so fucking scared because I thought that I would be blind for the rest of my life and to top it off I would have to explain how it happened to my mom.
Luckily tho my eye was fine, so I celebrated with a congratulatory "You're Not Blind" beat off.