/lounge/ - 25 and Total virgin.. need help

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-29 17:34

I'm 25 years old, soon to be 26.

When I was 19, a girl kissed me, she was drunk and that's about as far as I got with girls.

What should I do?

Name: Peppy Hare 2006-10-29 17:43

Do a barrel roll!

Name: Melinda 2006-10-29 17:56

Get yourself a hooker.

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-29 18:01

Have sex.

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-29 18:19

I would masturbate before you explode

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-29 18:21

Prostate massage is your only hope of feeling superior to common men

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-29 18:28

/yourself

cause you suck at life

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-29 19:05

goto party
get drunk
dance with girls
???
get laid

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-29 19:11

yes yes listen to 8 hes right... just make sure YOU don't get drunk and end up with a guy... not saying i had... <_<

for some reason this reminds me of that commerical where this guy wakes up and finds he has a massive tattoo with the name cherri or something... wish the name was bob

Name: Brillemeister 2006-10-29 19:48

Exercise, groom yourself pretty well, and speak to people with a certain level of self-confidence. This is pretty much if you want a date; I couldn't help you with sex <_<

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-29 20:22

marry your left hand.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-04 12:15 ID:zbxUsVxS

>>11
seconded

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-04 12:27 ID:HGKXkMGz

1. buy a whore
2. fly to thailand and buy a woman
3. go to africa and buy a woman

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-04 12:57 ID:AmDzvdIA

>>13
1. buy a whore
2. fly to Russia and buy a woman*

fix'd

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-04 13:08 ID:PTCq1mfg

>>14
nice!

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-04 17:30 ID:Gbpbw9qX

>>1
Get a hooker

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-04 17:36 ID:K76X6DsU

I'm 69 years old, soon to be 67.

When I was a farmer, a sheep kissed me, it was desperate and that's about as far as I got with sheep.

What should I do?

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-04 18:06 ID:7vEexzjS

I think >>1 wants someone to hook him up with some roofies.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-04 19:42 ID:epoTEeMi

>>17
find more sheep and choose the jews

25 and Total virgin.. need help

1 Name: Anonymous 2006-10-29 17:34

2 Name: Peppy Hare 2006-10-29 17:43

3 Name: Melinda 2006-10-29 17:56

4 Name: Anonymous 2006-10-29 18:01

5 Name: Anonymous 2006-10-29 18:19

6 Name: Anonymous 2006-10-29 18:21

7 Name: Anonymous 2006-10-29 18:28

8 Name: Anonymous 2006-10-29 19:05

9 Name: Anonymous 2006-10-29 19:11

10 Name: Brillemeister 2006-10-29 19:48

11 Name: Anonymous 2006-10-29 20:22

12 Name: Anonymous 2007-09-04 12:15 ID:zbxUsVxS

13 Name: Anonymous 2007-09-04 12:27 ID:HGKXkMGz

14 Name: Anonymous 2007-09-04 12:57 ID:AmDzvdIA

15 Name: Anonymous 2007-09-04 13:08 ID:PTCq1mfg

16 Name: Anonymous 2007-09-04 17:30 ID:Gbpbw9qX

17 Name: Anonymous 2007-09-04 17:36 ID:K76X6DsU

18 Name: Anonymous 2007-09-04 18:06 ID:7vEexzjS

19 Name: Anonymous 2007-09-04 19:42 ID:epoTEeMi