Name: Darkshine 2006-10-28 16:43
I just woke up, and I had what could quite possibly be the most insane dream in history. I mean, I could swear it was an opium dream, which is impossible, because I don't use opium. It involves the Yakuza, Doctor Zen from Johnny Quest, Soviet Nuclear Power Plants, College, and multiple Jellyfish monsters. If this is too much for you feeble mind to comprehend, please leave this topic now.
Anyways, my dream started out in Japan, whre I was apparently attending a university. I had just moved into my dorm, and was shocked to discover that the teacher I had for Algebra II back in my freshman year of High School had moved into the dorm across from me. Anyhoo, one day, I went shopping at a local grocery store, and was apparently being tailed by some members of the Yakuza. they thought that I was dating my teacher, and they wanted to knock me off because the leder of the Yakuza totally had the hots for here. They followed me back to my dorm, and when I got out of my car, they started firing at me. To avoid them, I ran into the park that was near my dormitory. Now, this park was really, really big. Like, Yellowstone National Park big. I had managed to lose them in the park, or so I thought, but had run into a Soviet nuclear power plant that I thought was abandoned. I entered, but to my horror, discovered that it was not abandoned, but in fact, filled KGB officers. They were preformig random experiments on children there. I managed to evade the KGB agents, but apparently, the Yakuza had found the powerplant, and invaded. After a while, the Soviets decided to activate the self-destruct protocol on the plant. Everyone managed to escape, but for some odd reason the plant didn't blow up. I had FINALLY managed to eget the Yakuza off my trail, anf as such, I wished to get back to my dorm and get some rest. Unfortunately, to get back out of the park, I had to go through multiple sessions of Live Action Role Playing with World of Warcraft addicts. After the LARP sessions were done, I managed to find the freeway. Unfortunately, while wlking on the side of the freeway in an attempt to find some semblence of Civilization, I was mugged by some ex-Yakuza members. They got off withabout 130 dollars worth of American currency and twenty dollars in Arcade tokens. Eventually, I got back to the parking lot outside my dorm, but was horrified to discover that the Yakuza was waiting for me. I called my father to pick me up, and somehow he got all the way from Fresno, California to Japan in a car in the span of about five minutes. I hopped in the car and we drove off, but the Yakuza hopped in their van and rammed us, flipping the car over. They wre about to kill us when suddenly, I discovered I had a machine gun and mowed them all down. The polce then decided to arrest us and stick us in a jail cell with the rest of my immediate family, which for some reason was arrested also. Unfortunately, there was a Yakuza member in the cell, too, but we managed to him. Then, a horrible Jellyfish person invaded the jail in an attempt to kill everyone. My family and I managed to get out though, and took a train from Japan to San Francisco. No, I don't know how it traveled over the ocean. Anyways, we got to San Francisco where apparently, my father had a computer conference to go to. However, the Yakuza leader was ALSO on the train, but we managed to kill him too. We then went to our hotel, which was hosting some sort of beauty contest. When we got to the hotel, we discovered that the leader's seven year old son was inside the hotel, and out for revenge. I don't know why, but the kid was this creepy Nazi kid, which is wierd because his dad was 100% Japanese. Anyhoo, I went to his hotel room and killed him, but then a Bomb timer started, as the Yakuza wanted me dead whether they lived or not. I managed to get out with my family, but half of the hotel was blown up. Then, Doctor zen from the Johnny Quest cartoons attacked with another Jellyfish monster. He was the master mind behind EVERYTHING! The KGB, the Yakuza, the Jellyfish monsters, and even the LARPers. Apparently, his evil plan was to impregnate me with his Jellyfish monster thing, even though I'm a guy.
And that was the dream I guess it would make an interesting flash cartoon, but I still have no idea what the hell the dream was about.\
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Anyways, my dream started out in Japan, whre I was apparently attending a university. I had just moved into my dorm, and was shocked to discover that the teacher I had for Algebra II back in my freshman year of High School had moved into the dorm across from me. Anyhoo, one day, I went shopping at a local grocery store, and was apparently being tailed by some members of the Yakuza. they thought that I was dating my teacher, and they wanted to knock me off because the leder of the Yakuza totally had the hots for here. They followed me back to my dorm, and when I got out of my car, they started firing at me. To avoid them, I ran into the park that was near my dormitory. Now, this park was really, really big. Like, Yellowstone National Park big. I had managed to lose them in the park, or so I thought, but had run into a Soviet nuclear power plant that I thought was abandoned. I entered, but to my horror, discovered that it was not abandoned, but in fact, filled KGB officers. They were preformig random experiments on children there. I managed to evade the KGB agents, but apparently, the Yakuza had found the powerplant, and invaded. After a while, the Soviets decided to activate the self-destruct protocol on the plant. Everyone managed to escape, but for some odd reason the plant didn't blow up. I had FINALLY managed to eget the Yakuza off my trail, anf as such, I wished to get back to my dorm and get some rest. Unfortunately, to get back out of the park, I had to go through multiple sessions of Live Action Role Playing with World of Warcraft addicts. After the LARP sessions were done, I managed to find the freeway. Unfortunately, while wlking on the side of the freeway in an attempt to find some semblence of Civilization, I was mugged by some ex-Yakuza members. They got off withabout 130 dollars worth of American currency and twenty dollars in Arcade tokens. Eventually, I got back to the parking lot outside my dorm, but was horrified to discover that the Yakuza was waiting for me. I called my father to pick me up, and somehow he got all the way from Fresno, California to Japan in a car in the span of about five minutes. I hopped in the car and we drove off, but the Yakuza hopped in their van and rammed us, flipping the car over. They wre about to kill us when suddenly, I discovered I had a machine gun and mowed them all down. The polce then decided to arrest us and stick us in a jail cell with the rest of my immediate family, which for some reason was arrested also. Unfortunately, there was a Yakuza member in the cell, too, but we managed to him. Then, a horrible Jellyfish person invaded the jail in an attempt to kill everyone. My family and I managed to get out though, and took a train from Japan to San Francisco. No, I don't know how it traveled over the ocean. Anyways, we got to San Francisco where apparently, my father had a computer conference to go to. However, the Yakuza leader was ALSO on the train, but we managed to kill him too. We then went to our hotel, which was hosting some sort of beauty contest. When we got to the hotel, we discovered that the leader's seven year old son was inside the hotel, and out for revenge. I don't know why, but the kid was this creepy Nazi kid, which is wierd because his dad was 100% Japanese. Anyhoo, I went to his hotel room and killed him, but then a Bomb timer started, as the Yakuza wanted me dead whether they lived or not. I managed to get out with my family, but half of the hotel was blown up. Then, Doctor zen from the Johnny Quest cartoons attacked with another Jellyfish monster. He was the master mind behind EVERYTHING! The KGB, the Yakuza, the Jellyfish monsters, and even the LARPers. Apparently, his evil plan was to impregnate me with his Jellyfish monster thing, even though I'm a guy.
And that was the dream I guess it would make an interesting flash cartoon, but I still have no idea what the hell the dream was about.\
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