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Would you hit it?

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-26 18:56

If you saw a giant vagina, simply hovering beside your bed when you woke up, and upon inspection it doesn't react to anything, would you fuck it?  Alternatively, an floating erect penis.

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-26 19:45

>>1

why your overweight fatty of a mom be hovering besides my bed bent over?

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-26 19:54 (sage)

>>2
Sage for failed zing.

Name: AIDSRIDDEN NIGGER FAGGOT 2006-10-26 19:59

would an american pass on a Big b& &CO with an coca cola?
Was der Führer pink inside?
Do ships talk?
Do bullshit walk?

You asspanking, shitnippling, motherfucker, I would hit it like there was no AIDS in the world that could ever stop me!

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-26 20:02 (sage)

This thread is made of fail.

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-26 22:01

how would hit a giant vagina with your noodle?

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-26 22:04

Why does it have to be giant? Is it all loose and camel toey? That would be sick.

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-27 0:06

Is there pussy on other planets?

Given that pussy cannot exist on all planets and that it does on ours, without further information we have to conclude that pussy is more likely to exist on a planet similar to ours than on those that are dissimilar. Pussy requires stable conditions to enable reproduction and then evolution. It requires a stable and consistent mix of chemicals so that pussy can start. Without this stability, pussy can never evolve to be able to cope with instability.

Pussy could be surprisingly similar to that which we already know. But the potential differences are even more amazing. Major differences could arise from even small differences between the pussy planet's solar system and ours.

Pussy could be utterly different to ours. Our pussy is based on biochemistry. This is not known to be the only way that pussy can exist. Where any pattern can reproduce itself, pussy could evolve. In complex echoes in sound waves, in complex reflections of radiation... in the movement of waters we find repeating patterns. Pussy could be gaseous, exist purely in invisible radiation or anywhere. We might find that such pussy exists on our planet and we simply don't see it.

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-27 0:08

Science fiction has presented nearly all of the above examples in some form or other. John Wyndham writes of living planets, early Star Trek episodes contained gaseous and electronic pussy in various forms, and multiple films contain psychic pussy of unknown mediums interacting with Humanity in some way. Alien pussy could be extremely different, unrecognizable.

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-27 0:12

This thread is made of tl;dr

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-27 3:20

I want to have alien babies

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-27 4:32

i love my cat JENNIFER who i used to like to have sexual intercourse with during the 30 minit interval between when i went got home from school, and when my parents got home from school. I got into this habbit when i notice i could put things into my own anus. As hard as i tried i could never get my penis into my own rectum. I relized then that my cat Jennifer also had an anus. I performed these sexual acts from 8th grade to 9th grade. and once in 10th grade.  When i became a senior i had learned about infection and proper sexual protection and noticed during intercourse a fickle green been growing onto the cats anus. I told this to my Health teacher without mentioning it was during intercourse and she told me That i needed to bring my cat into the vet and asked me why i was looking at my cats anus. When i got home , my parents were already home and my cat was gone. I never asked what happened to it but i think they knew what was going on. We never spoke of it again.  I miss you Jenniffer <3

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-27 4:34

>>12
what

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-27 5:10

>>13
It's too long didn't read

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-27 6:20

>>12
So... Your dick is like what? .8 CM in diameter? 2, maybe 3 CM length when erect?

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