Would you hit it?

If you saw a giant vagina, simply hovering beside your bed when you woke up, and upon inspection it doesn't react to anything, would you fuck it?  Alternatively, an floating erect penis.

i love my cat JENNIFER who i used to like to have sexual intercourse with during the 30 minit interval between when i went got home from school, and when my parents got home from school. I got into this habbit when i notice i could put things into my own anus. As hard as i tried i could never get my penis into my own rectum. I relized then that my cat Jennifer also had an anus. I performed these sexual acts from 8th grade to 9th grade. and once in 10th grade.  When i became a senior i had learned about infection and proper sexual protection and noticed during intercourse a fickle green been growing onto the cats anus. I told this to my Health teacher without mentioning it was during intercourse and she told me That i needed to bring my cat into the vet and asked me why i was looking at my cats anus. When i got home , my parents were already home and my cat was gone. I never asked what happened to it but i think they knew what was going on. We never spoke of it again.  I miss you Jenniffer <3