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masturbators rights: join the fight

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-24 23:07

It's 2006, where the fuck are our rights?  No one should be arrested for masturbation, ever.  It's outrageous.

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-24 23:09

We should jack off on the white house as protest.

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-24 23:15

i agree. 4chaners, heed my call! EVERYONE MASTURBATE ON THE NEWS

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-25 0:25

Masturbating is awesome

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-25 0:41

I can't tell you how many times I've been at the bus stop with nothing to do but look at some ass walking by.  What the fuck else am I supposed to do?

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-25 0:46

>>5
You get nice asses at the busstop?  Where the hell do you live?

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-25 0:48

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Virgins!

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-25 0:50

>>7
18+ only, GTFO kid

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-25 0:52

>>7
Virgin!

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-25 0:55

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Same person. He has a miro-penis, lol!!!

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-25 1:01

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Virgin!

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-25 1:03

All this talk of virgins is making me hot, perhaps I shall masturbate

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-25 3:07

I HAVE THE ULTIMATE ANSWER; PROZIUM

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-25 3:18

Every post made above and below this post is made by a virgin.

True story.

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-25 4:11

Masturbators Bill of Rights

Amendment to the constitution
Congress shall make no law that infringes upon the rights as outlined in the Masturbators Bill of Rights

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-25 10:03

First right of the Masturbator's Bill of Rights: we do not talk about the Masturbator's Bill of Rights.

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