theres this bitch with a phone in my class

and it goes off like fucking clockwork every class. she may very well have it set to alarm mode or something

and i know its a woman because no man leaves his cell phone on by accident on a regular basis

This is an outrage

maybe if you took a paper clip a pencil and a rubber band you could solve this

no just pull down her skirt when she's wearing one, she will never bother you again my friend

a bitch? with a phone?! in MY class?!