realistic jobs you can do

Let's be realistic here, you can't do anything.  So what can you do that won't overtax your talents and still provide you with a good living?

Janitor - Businesses always need janitors.  It's an honest living, and you provide a much needed service.

Garbageman - The money these guys make is surprisingly good.  Plus, you'll keep in great shape.

Zamboni driver - if you are a hockey fan, this may be a dream job come true.  If you play your cards right, you may clean the rink of a major NHL team someday.

No matter how trivia the job is, a job is a job. Janitors & Garbageman jobs are respectable, Lazy Bums not contributing to society aren't.

>>1
I was a garbageman for a while, my partner and I would take the garbage back to the lot and just sift through it for salvagable stuff, you'd be amazed how much money you can make on the side, being a garbageman.

>>3
Oh, I was also in construction for a bit, back when I was teen, my job was keeping the site clean of nails and misc crap, I was paid 15 an hour, plus I got to keep any palletes, copper, etc, that wasn't needed anymore.
I would have liked to continue doing that job, but they were wanting me to help them do physical work on the buildings and I didn't want to be dragged into constructionwork, so I quit. Oh well though.

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Gigolo

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>>7 wins

selling other peoples kidneys

I hear being a mortitian is pretty lax.  And business is always good.

>>10
Plus, free sex. How can you go wrong?

President of a billion dollar company.  Also, sex machine.

organ doner

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